Vagenda of Manocide

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 8, 1924

I can save today. You can save the world. …I wish we had more time. I love you.

Love.

About me.

gimme answers

Knock knock, motherfuckers, who’s at your local congressional office during recess week? A PISSED-OFF CONSTITUENT WITH SEVENTEEN FRIENDS AND AN AMAZON PRIME ACCOUNT!!!!

P.S. I have a collection of cat lady fairy tales. Snow White isn’t in it though.

When men start to talk

Anyway, on this night, Billie and I were watching Grey’s Anatomy and the lead character had just found out that she was pregnant. But she didn’t want to announce it until she told her best friend. And her boyfriend couldn’t understand that. “She’s my person” the pregnant doctor told him, “If I killed someone, she would be who I called to help me hide the body. Until I can tell her something important that’s happened to me, it isn’t completely true.” A violent analogy, sure. But also vivid enough to make the point. After she said this, Billie, without moving her eyes from the screen said in a matter of fact voice, “You’re my person.” I think that was one of the most magical moments of my life. If not just flat out THE most magical moment of my life. Cause, I mean, she didn’t say it to flatter me or make me feel good. She said it like it was the simple truth. And I’m not a person that goes around cherishing things – moments or otherwise – but I’ll cherish that moment all my life. And there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

this really just happened. in 2017. 

guys, bradd jaffy just tweeted this video and i swear to god it is the funniest thing i have ever seen. it’s 30 seconds of your day. turn the sound on and just press play please