Spicy's Shadow

My dad was like I know you for Japan today and I was like yes, if Haïti is not playing I'm for any country that's not white bestie, my stand in the world cup is that simple at the end of the day

Why is it not possible to Shazam the payback intro song, am I god's least favorite soldier

Fifa really said the Haitian official jersey was too political as if the team's name isn't literally Les Grenadiers

Tis the season of seeing random bruises on my leg and having no idea where they came from

Where's the auto pilot on this thing (my body)

The urge to go directly to bed once you get home on a Friday at 6pm after a week of work is crazy

I'm about to tell that timmies employe to inject that ice cap directly in my veines, it's 32°C outside i need that shit intravenous style

I don't think my bus app account for gay speed. "it will take you 7 min to get to the stop" no it won't

Bro overheard a conversation and the person was allergic to tomatoes, like no tomato slice in burger, no tomatoes in salad, no tomatoes soup, no ketchup......... and that scared me so much I was like maybe it is hell here actually