Better make it count

I hate how other planets are so far away. Like, come here lol

WHAT THE HELL IS SEX

im inviting all my mutuals to cock dick ball with me this holiday season

I just hope John Green doesn’t show up uninvited again…

no worries, i wounded his leg before he could get to the door

You are a fool if you think losing a leg or two is enough to keep John Green away from cock

uh okay i guess i’ll check on the cock dicks then

i installed the owo extnesion. what a terrible decision

Soda is bubbly soup.

Soup is boring soda.

Make your own goddamn controversial post

O hmy god

I’m disturbed

This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

do it again

mitosis..

meowtosis