not your basic average girl

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

Look at this beautiful angel

#I have a feeling#Steve was at the VA#and tried to invite Sam to this party#and ended up inviting the whole VA#and all the WWII vets were like HELL YES#PARTY WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA#PARTY LIKE IT’S 1945!!!  (via portraitoftheoddity​)

it was good and then it was sad wtf

you're a drug dealer not a snail hurry the fuck up

Y'all better be drinking water.

Don’t depend on anyone, handle your own shit.

this is one of the exact types of youtubers i hoped jack black would piss off

My friend wouldn’t stop messing with my watch. It really got me ticked off

He’s being so careful I’m crying

Pussy