we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

what do u mean charles leclerc has an actual book called words of wisdom where he adds funny quotes from his engineers and hes been keeping it for seven years. what do u mean when he said let's add that to the words of wisdom he was being dead serious and literal. help

Does anyone know where I can get it together

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

Hank

It's mad how midshipmen in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries used to be literal children. like can you imagine being an ordinary seaman in the royal navy having been at sea your entire adult life surviving countless dangers and living through countless battles on a diet of lemon juice and salt pork getting beaten with a cat o'nine tails for various misdemeanors and shot at with cannon by whatever european power your king is currently beefing with for no reason every day and also your boss (the future sir john ross) is nine years old