D - -> This situation is far more 100d than I w001d prefer

Well Then

That…Is A Very Loaded Situation

There Might be Some, Complications, With Me Assisting In That Matter

Normally I Would Be Eager To Help Aradia With Her Clothing, I Have In The Past, But I Do Not Exactly Have Experience With Metalwork Or Machinery Which The Production Of A Metal Dress Would Require If That Is What She Desires. In Addition, While I Have Previously Been Planetary In Scale, I Have Never Designed Clothing Of Such Magnitude However

I Could Potentially Aid You, But Those Are High Hurdles Towards Success I Would Imagine

D - -> If I am honest, I w001d normally be inclined to agree

D - -> The task Aradia has set forth seems so impossibly grandiose and enormous in scale that it is f001ish to e%pect one or two individuals to complete it

D - -> The problem is, her stipulations were very, very specific, and she has threatened terrible consequences if we do not comply

d0 it 0r ill be using b0th your timelines f0r th0ng strings

D - -> She has also been programmed with a form of data access that grants her near omnipotence across all multiverses, so she is currently watching this conversation

D - -> It may have been prudent to mention this earlier

hey little maryam.  wanna get to kn0w my ass a bit better s0metime?

D - -> She is very crude

shut up zahhak

D - -> The circumstances of my original universe place my initial personal history in line with that of many other variations on myself from across the multiverse

D - -> As such, I am occasionally mistaken for other Equius’ when I encounter alternate versions of our companions and friends

D - -> One such Aradiabot has recently approached me requesting an update to her clothing

D - -> Under most circumstances, I w001d not find this e%ceptionally difficult - Aradia’s clothing is a mere facsimile of her original dress, and contains several minor yet vital functions that are easy enough to replicate

D - -> However, there are two wrinkles in this request that force me into requesting outside assistance myself, hence this contact

D - -> One, Aradia w001d very much like a new, incredibly elegant and intricate dress with many hard to describe designs

D - -> Secondly, she is as big as a solar system

MutationSensation

Roxy-Laloon

BiggestCuttlefish

MelancholyBovine

ApocalypsePixie

TheTallestHuntress

LiquidatingAlchemist

Ask-Cockanaya

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it! 

D - -> For whatever reason, every time I encounter a new alternate, they are either improperly proportioned in terms of height, or improperly proportioned in terms of

D - -> Other matters