BaddiestQueerEva

he’s not homophobic he’s just curly-and-mark-phobic

that’s it. That’s the whole post.

Here’s the fifth time I ever drew him just for u

Fast forward when rodeo happens and Randy tells her he's with pony and she has a break down because their wishes came true even after she turned her back on her childhood best friend and now Mrs. Curtis wasn't here to see it either.

So when they go out it's just pony being a diva and his tall boring looking boyfriend.

He literally does not mean to but he'll be on face time with Johnny or something and is like "oh no. I forgot something down stairs" and suddenly Johnny is watching pony go down three stairs cases five long hallways. He's seen at least three gold chandeliers, two kitchens, and then has to watch pony grab his thing then go all the way back up stairs.

So when his boyfriend gets on his nerves Pony will set Randy's car seat as close to the dashboard as possible. No one gets hurt. Nothing gets damaged. Randy has to just spend a few extra second holding down the button as the car seat slowly moves back to the correct distance.

Soda's will always be the worst victim thought.

Steve at the top looking away in shame: I cant.