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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

Type of shit a cat walking on two legs would wear

you get me

He is doing a good job and I feel confident in his decisions.

why was he hit on the eye

The balls

oh.

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

Underground french cinema

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

i don't care about its tragic backstory that thing had better have all its shots

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

She was so real for this

you ever think about how in star wars the four heroes that overthrew the tyrannical empire and inagurated a new government are the princess of a tragically destroyed planet, a wisecracking rogue, the last heir of a religious order of wizards who do actual literal magic, and.........a city mayor

i should clarify that im not disparaging lando here i'm just wondering what it's like to be in a space fantasy adventure as the ONE member of your friend group who knows what a zoning law is

You can frequently see this in Lando's face.