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an apple a day may keep the doctor away but it only attracts the horse…

If birds/chickens are modern day dinosaurs, dinosaurs must have tasted really good.

i just want to vibe w someone on my same wavelength. sit in silence w me. nap w me. share music. open up your life to me. be true, thats all.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

he financed the arts and public infrastructure