call me Deacon Blues

They make a black hole: a star made so heavy and so gloriously much, so much star, that it’s ready to collapse under its own weight. Crowley nods at them to do the honors. Beelzebub closes their eyes, and reaches out, gathering gasses and metals and weight and light and sound, and packs it all into the star, more, they think to it, more, more, more, you want more, and then the star wakes up, as it were, and realizes it’s hungry, and with a roar it takes a deep breath in and holds it. The universe begins to slip and tug into it, faster and faster, and Crowley barely yanks Beelzebub back in time, a hand fisted in the back of their robes.

“Thanks,” Beelzebub says.

“Don’t mention it,” Crowley says, and then he says, “Fuck, Beez, look at what we did.”

“Should we have, do you think?”

“Well, it’s too late now,” Crowley says.

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Status: Complete

Rating: Teen And Up

@mayhawk

Art Credit: Untitled by Anish Kapoor

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

I’ll try and set up some compilation posts here so they’re easier to save and look through at your leisure (also it’ll give me a break to make some more art to post). The longer ID is under the cut and a shorter one follows this paragraph.

[ID: 12 images depicting the Psyche skills from Disco Elysium as bigger monsters that interact with Harry. In order, there’s Empathy, Inland Empire, Esprit de Corps, Volition, Authority, and Suggestion. /End ID]

!!! I made some sexy disco pin-up zines !!!

Feel free to print out and carry around 👀 you can even print it dubble sided have the boy and the girls on one page!

Item: Scandalous Shades

+1 Electrochemistry

Ophelia by Friedrich Wilhelm Theodor Heyser

Ophelia by John Everett Millais

Shivers

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