well, shit

“It’s sooo dumb that gen z says ‘seggs’ to avoid getting banned” I hate to break it to you but my generation spent all of early web 2.0 saying ‘smex’ because we thought it was funny

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[taps juice off a pickle spear like its ash from a cigarette]

goth women. you agree. regoth

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids

im an empath so i can sense that hoes are mad

hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

OP can I get your wizard's number

sure dude he's number fucking 1!!!!