des,,!!

i love taking REALLY hot showers.... like yes girl... let's evaporate...

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

Straight girls in a gay bar

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

it doesn’t matter. you will still have fun baking a distastrous looking bread loaf. you will still have fun painting a technically bad painting. you will get happy brain chemicals dancing like a weirdo. be bad on purpose.

Lucy from Peanuts vs Goku. On one hand, Goku could obliterate any child. On the other, he would absolutely fall for the football thing

the fact that i haven’t felt the sensation of being double bounced on a trampoline in literal years is honestly sick and twisted

i hope all this worm positivity isn’t irony. like i hope u all truly appreciate worms and aren’t doing this for the jokes :^/