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(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

i hope every single workplace in america strikes and i mean it

we're currently in such a terrible recession right now, all workers can barely afford to pay rent regardless of job. i hope we hunt down the rich for sport at this point

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

i died again on the way to the kitchen this morning and had to step over my prone body to wait for the kettle to boil. stared at myself on the floor and thought to myself that i looked like i was sleeping.

obsessed with baby nautilus

shirt with large text that just says "GOT SCARED"