i could be yours

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

The sexiest thing a woman can do is move on. Whether it’s from their partner, career, family, etc. Society has programmed women into believing there’s a moral reward for enduring and staying. Fuck that. Get a new partner, new career, move to another state/country, please just MOVE ON.

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

can you hear how loudly im thinking of you

me, speaking to a man i have just met and barely talked to who hasn’t done anything particularly offensive yet: you’re on thin ice, pal.

jazzquakes

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game