Epic Fail Buzzy

"I guess this poor little snowflake isn't alone when it comes to stage fright. I get the shakes too on stage."

I guess General Knowledge has been exchanging documentation of the ex-lax incident against the wise man himself. Why am I the one getting picked on all the time?

...the world was gonna love me. :(

“Bad Buzzy, you have to wash all the laundry from this day on after this mixup!”

Waaaah :( now I have to carry around this letter for the rest of this year!!

"Augh, Scuzzy, can't you ever cook a turkey right? It's ironic how you are on humility row to pilot a live turkey destined for the dinner plate!"

...I wonder if the term 'hurdle mower' would be my new nickname if this qualified for winning gold.

Now the folks in right brained poetry work noticed my expertise in neural transmission composure, I'll never go to live it down :(

That's probably why military groups use the 24-hundred hours system and not the normal AM/PM system used by anyone else. Gotta need some explaining to do...

...my head hurts after the whole thing. XC

...I should have reconsidered being on animal husbandry duty. How am I supposed to replace one of the goldfish now?

Great, only worse, one of them is taking mirror-cellphone pictures of herself. What if I photobombed her profile picture!?

On the safe side, I am glad the crush did not catch me in this mess. I hope.

...uhm, sir, do you accept memorized word of mouth as an acceptable assignment format? Here we go... ugh! No, I forgot the whole thing!

And this explains why management is chasing me for my previous examination :(