RabidLeroy - BITE ME

this is exactly what is going to happen

More or less.

Peridot: “Nevermind if this is contained in the screen! Duck for coverrrrr!”

as someone who’s in the writing community AND crocheting/knitting community, i approve of this message

ive had a mental picture lately of peridot brushing his teeth but i have no idea where my brain picked that imagery up? fanart, crew art maybe??? i cant put my finger on it

OH MY GOD THIS IS IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH HOLY SHIT.

Things mentioned at the dinner table that lead to getting face planted in your dinner

Amethyst: “Sure, Jaspers cooking is fire, I meant, she burnt it all to a crisp-”

what happens when someone throws a bbq block party and doesn’t invite you, the neighborhood wizard

PRETTY GOOD, IT DOESN’T SEEM

I think us Splatoon fans should be more forward in advocating conservation of the Pacific Northwest tree octopus

Time to pass it on and share this… it’s a good cause to get behind!!

i'm jewish and two of my closest friends are a muslim woman and a christian woman, and today we decided that this weekend would be a more opportune time of year than the month of december to say "happy holidays" since it's good friday and easter sunday, passover, and ramadan all happening on one weekend, rather than like. hanukkah, christmas, kwanzaa, new year's, etc. happening roughly over the course of 4-6 weeks. so. happy holidays to anyone celebrating this weekend :)

Pass it on

Unusual things to see at the Oscars

Amethyst: “Who wants to see some indoor fireworks?!”

More unusual things for Pearl to store in her head Gem

“So, who here wants to be a [[BIG SHOT]]?!”

Relevant for two years running.

Lars: We’ll, let’s all get out our lottery tickets, we’re going to auction off Emerald’s Sun Incinerator hangar!!