raven candle

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

aquatic sza: lemme tell you a sea squid

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

does anyone extremely practical and reasonable want to hang out

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.