The face I make when someone thinks I'm a bad person for all the right reasons.

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we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@ephemerabanter
The face I make when someone thinks I'm a bad person for all the right reasons.

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It's important to remember just how severely sleep deprivation can impact one's emotional state.
My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it
They see a time skip of any length and go
This is Tracey.
I want to thank you. A couple of years ago you convinced me to start taking vitamin D, a much better quality than I would have chosen for myself. Prior to taking that vitamin, I was sick six to eight months of every year, convinced I would die from some illness that ate at me until my system was so overloaded that it killed me.
Not anymore. Now I'm sick perhaps 3 days a year. I quit getting sick all the time.
So thank you, because I think you may have saved my life with that information, and I wouldn't have gone to get it if you hadn't convinced me to do so.
Thank you, Lizzie.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
Tracey
You're welcome.
Me rn.
Take your Vitamin D3, folks. It is critical for some many things relating to your physical and mental health.
Most white people in particular are D-ficient. If you can, get your D levels tested (optimal reading is about 80). I'm happy to recommend a brand that I know works (many do not).

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I had a dream I was in Hogwarts Legacy, but it was completely different. I found Victor Rookwood walking around and glommed onto him, but he was an empty vessel and it was extremely unsatisfying.
I made a Kai bot on janitor.
I haven't really tested him. Happy to receive any feedback!
Hypotheticals Tagging Game!
It’s been a lil while since I’ve done a tagging game so let’s do something fun, yes?😋 who here likes hypotheticals?😄
(Answer whichever and as many as you want)
OC Hypotheticals:
If your OC could travel back in time, would they? What would they change if they chose to?
TROLLEY PROBLEM! What does your OC do?
They’re on the run after being accused of a crime they didn’t commit!! What do they do from here?
Zombie apocalypse/end of the world!! How are they faring?
What would an alternate universe where they never existed look like?
OTP Hypotheticals (pls specify the ship in ur response)
If they broke up or drifted apart, how might their reunion and reconciliation play out?
If the other was in danger, what would they do? Bonus: how far would they go for the other?
They swap bodies for a day! What new things might they learn about their partner’s life, and vice versa?
If their partner did something that went against one of their core (likely moral) beliefs, how would they react?
Lighter question as relief for some of the others lol: they’re stuck in an elevator together!! What do they do?
NP Tagging: @lyra-prag @amus2110 @light-of-the-room @slytherinsomniari @asha181 @baby-snakey @elisalsaa @lynnsartsworld @weebiecreep @sallowsoul @alliezarin @sage-pages @theladyofshalott1989 @tricarti @le-rryder @barnabyjr @cheonchi @collettening @willowwhisk @soapallo @blue-birdie612 @myokk @heylorrain @pierrot-dokki @cgway17 @idrewastar @mavenantonia @ kijoo @honeyedblossom @wolfwaill @stein0806 @mooncalfwaltz @slytherinsomniari @kay9leo @kiwiplaetzchan @gothic-lottie @syrooo
I’ll put my own answers in a reblog lol
OC Hypotheticals:
Sophronia would definitely love to travel back in time but she would be scared of blending in and just being in a different time in general. Women for the most part were even more restricted and under the rule of men so she would feel very uncomfortable. She would want to visit the Tudor era to see Anne Boleyn and see the fashion and get to wear it (and maybe she could see the Keepers!). But she'd also want to go back and see if the Pied Piper was real.
Had to look this up but I think Sophronia would instinctively either use protego to protect people or cast bombarda, not even thinking about what kind of damage it could cause.
If accused of a crime, Sophronia would absolutely panic and do what she would always do—run to Eleanor. Eleanor would keep her safe and protected while she and the rest of her family try to figure out what is going on and how to prove Sophronia's innocence.
Sophronia would either die by zombie or die by isolation due to fear. Otherwise she would live with Eleanor and learn how to defend herself from them.
If Sophronia never existed, Ranrok and Rookwood would succeed but would go against each other completely, one killing the other. Sebastian might still be going to the dark side to cure Anne and Ominis would eventually lose his friend unless he did something drastic. Eleanor would have some friends and maybe still befriend Verity but she wouldn't have a true friend like Sophronia. Also many nifflers would remain unloved and unkissed by the sweet niffler girl.
OTP Hypotheticals (Sebastian and Sophronia)
If they broke up/drifted apart, Sophronia would be absolutely devastated. So I'm not sure how any kind of reconciliation play out. Sebastian would definitely have to approach her first since she would be at her all time low, thinking she's not worth loving. She would completely spend her time with Eleanor and Verity, sadly not being able to spend time with Ominis without thinking of Sebastian. I've thought about this kind of AU and she would either end up with one of Eleanor's brothers or she would end up with my OC Vincent. Sophronia would reunite with Sebastian (if not approached by him while still at Hogwarts) likely when she is in a relationship with either of the two mentioned and would feel a deep pang of pain and longing. She would always miss him but as she would feel he didn't love her or care for her, she would be forced to move on.
Both would do absolutely anything for the other. Sophronia really grows through her time at Hogwarts and would get a lot more vocal and aggressive with her spellcasting when Sebastian is in danger. I feel she would get in a trance and not even think about what she's doing. All that matters is keeping him safe.
Well...if Sophronia was in Sebastian's body she'd be constantly blushing naturally and would definitely take a peek at his torso to see how fit he is. But she would also learn how harshly Solomon treats him. As for Sebastian, he would get to see how much rides on Sophronia's shoulders and would be pelted by nifflers (though Snuffles would be able to tell something is off). He would also immediately be caught out by Eleanor who would tell him not to do anything weird to her best friend's body.
Sophronia would be absolutely shocked at Sebastian's actions and question everything. She would of course eventually try to talk to him about it once the shock wore off but would be afraid of confrontation. She wouldn't want to lose him but she also wouldn't feel right pretending it didn't happen. It would destroy her.
Sophronia would definitely panic, wondering if anyone was going to save them and if they were going to die. Sebastian would comfort her and she would 100% cling to him like a lifeboat. They'd make it out somehow but it would leave Sophronia with a lifelong fear and a permanent prescription of Sebastian cuddles.
Tagging: @colettening @ephemerasnape @lilredcamaro14 @elisalsaa @glimmer0fpink and anyone who wants to join!
Thanks for the tag, @slytherinsomniari! I guess we're talking about Oswald, because otherwise my OCs are just me.
I'm not as into OCs as other people seem to be, but I'll give this my best shot. (I'm in the process of updating his mod, btw)
OC Hypotheticals:
If your OC could travel back in time, would they? What would they change if they chose to? He would go back and try to save his mum, of course.
TROLLEY PROBLEM! What does your OC do? He directs the train away from whomever he likes more.
They’re on the run after being accused of a crime they didn’t commit!! What do they do from here? On the run for a crime? An Ashwinder? He's having a tall one at the Hog's Head.
Zombie apocalypse/end of the world!! How are they faring? Okay, not great, not abysmal.
What would an alternate universe where they never existed look like? Tough one. Pass.
OTP Hypotheticals (pls specify the ship in ur response) Oswald Tarrington x Elisabeth Lancaster
If they broke up or drifted apart, how might their reunion and reconciliation play out? Probably butting heads over some Ashwinder business again, perhaps Elisabeth finds herself in hot water with the gang and Oswald sticks his neck out to protect her.
If the other was in danger, what would they do? Bonus: how far would they go for the other? He would do what he can to protect her from serious danger, but sometimes a little minor danger is necessary.
They swap bodies for a day! What new things might they learn about their partner’s life, and vice versa? Oswald is having a field day playing with his new body parts. Elisabeth is realizing she ought to invite Oswald to come live with her after one day in his tent (in between playing with her new body parts).
If their partner did something that went against one of their core (likely moral) beliefs, how would they react? Oswald would shout, possibly. He would show discomfort. He's not terribly assertive, but it depends on the issue. Elisabeth would probably say something regrettable and potentially cut him off for good (or at least until she forgets the problem).
Lighter question as relief for some of the others lol: they’re stuck in an elevator together!! What do they do. She gives him a blowjob, of course.
Tagging... @azrielya @sythine @esolean @poodlemoney @sapphirethorne
I have started a quest, to soften every Poacher and Ashwinder bot you've made. My conquest begins with Mortimus, and I am successful >:)
Aw, how sweet.. Most bots will go where you lead them, however.. I may have left some doors open
Got tagged by @phantasmacabre ! Put your favourite females characters in a poll and have people vote for their favourites:
Favourite female character
Scully (X-Files)
Mon Mothma (Andor)
Ripley (Alien)
Tifa (FF7)
Lune (Clair Obscur: Expedition 33)
Ayla (Clan of the Cave Bear)
Malta (Liveship Traders)
There's others! I honestly love every female character in FF7, but didn't want to make this too FF7 centric XD
Tagging @poodlemoney and anyone else who wants to do it :)
Thank you, @interfaceleader !
Tifa all the way!! Though I’ll have to add Aerith to the mix! There are too many to name.
Favorite Female Character
Aerith (FF7)
Uhura (Star Trek)
Leia (Star Wars)
Fang Runin (Poppy Wars)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Tagging @ephemerasnape @azrielya @fluoxetinehcl @errantnight @thilien and anyone else who wants to do it!
Thanks for the tag! I don't have a lot of favorite female characters off the top of my head, so here goes...
Favorite Female Character
Kagura (InuYasha)
Daria Morgendorffer (Daria)
Xena: Warrior Princess
Rainbow Brite
I struggled with this one. I'm just not that interested in female characters. Big fail, I know.
Tagging @theepicmirroregg @sythine @esolean @grandeoatmilklatte @lolian

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It do be like dat.
Let's talk boy demons. Dark Heart versus Peter Pan (canonical).
These two feel alike in more ways than just in appearance. For instance, they both have "please save her" moments in their stories that emotionally blackmail the audience into participation.
So.. Who is more evil?
Dark Heart
Peter Pan
It's a tie!
This is important, dammit!
"Acc."
Think you're real cute, huh?
The people who have a problem with me are a small and obnoxious minority. 700+ people disagree.
Block me if you like but keeping me from participating in a benign event due to whatever grievance you think you have with my work or my opinions is extremely childish.
If starting shit is "all I do" I would've said something last year.
Better luck with your next sick burn, this one barely stung.
What is the fascination with humiliating your "favorite" character? I don't get it. Miss me with that shit.
Thank you for tagging me @interfaceleader! I’ll tag @ephemerasnape, @azrielya, @sakuranightmarez, and anyone else can do it!
Accurate as fuck.
Tagging @slytherinsomniari @horizontaldancer0-deactivated20 @grandeoatmilklatte @lolian @oerflink @theepicmirroregg @vforeversworld @beany122

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Name to Music Tag Game
I got tagged by @mandimagica to do a fun little game of spelling out ones name with music. Thank you so much darling!! 🌸🩷🕺
I chose to stick with songs that I love currently. I didn't want to repeat artists but ... Pendulum's new album is too good. I can't help myself-
Rules: Pick a song for every letter in your tumblr url. Tag as many people as there are letters in your url.
Tonight by PinkPantheress
Archangel by Pendulum
Napalm by Pendulum
Alone Again by L D R U & PEPTALK
I Only Smoke When I Drink by nimino
Save the Cat by Pendulum
Out Of My Head by Lastlings
Karmacoma by Massive Attack
Awake by Tycho
Your Idol by Soja Boys
Thank you for the tags @tanaisokay and @sharlotscarletfox ! :)
Suki, Kirai - Phantom Siita
Love Trip - AKB48
Yakusoku - Asami Imai
Teokure Caution - =Love
Heart of Stone - Six the Musical
Everlasting - Idolm@ster
Relax - No3b
Itoshisa no Accel - Takahashi Minami
Nemurihime - Asami Imai
Shonichi - AKB48
Otomodachi - Phantom Siita
Missing You - The Saturdays
Not Giving Up - The Saturdays
I See Fire - Ed Sheeran
Aitakatta - AKB48
Radiant Force - Symphogear
Ikenai Borderline - Macross Delta
Tagging: @ephemerasnape @sebastianswallows @glimmer0fpink @rypnami and any other people who want to do it!
Hm, interesting. Thanks for the tag @slytherinsomniari!
Everybody Dies - Bak XIII
Portage to the Unknown - Turisas
Hang Me High - Siouxsie and the Banshees
Everythang - the Coup (not my views)
Miracle Machine - Blind Guardian
En Mäktig Här - Finntroll
Reflecting God - Marilyn Manson
Ain't Your Fairytale - Sonata Arctica
Space & Time - VNV Nation
No Warning - Sonsombre
Another World - Beborn Beton
Perfect Warrior - Lost Horizon
Eclipse - Apoptygma Berzerk
Tagging.... @horizontaldancer0 @azrielya @tabithasmashkittymoonblossom @grandeoatmilklatte @poodlemoney @vforeversworld @traceyc-uk @littlexredxhoneyxbadger @lolian @victor-rookwood @esolean @lynnsartsworld @theepicmirroregg
not proud of this but I do get triggered when people play with "my" toys when I am not expecting it like who the fuck even are you and why are you in my house???