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i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back

i know that in pokemon id have my bisharp be my partner pokemon because its the combination of my two favorite types but i think everyone would fucking hate me for it. i go to meet my friends for a pint and theyre like "oh hey cyrus havent seen ya in ages how are y- oh. you brought ornstein with you." and i just have this weird fucked up human shaped fusion of bladed weaponry and 80s straight to video cartoon movie bad guy standing behind me and if i dont keep it distracted by letting it play clash of clans on my phone it will start hunting the bar goers for sport

idk i feel like humanoid pokemon could have human-like intelligence but at the same time i dont think they should i dont know. sure he knows how to use a phone but i dont think my bisharp is smart i think he eats car air fresheners because theyre shaped like plants. he cant get poisoned because hes a steel type but its probably very jarring for people to see the same pokemon that chased them around a parking lot with its knife hands get dragged away from the cleaning aisle in tesco because he wants to drink the laundry detergent

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

incredibly brave of me to get through the days

I don’t even know who I be following anymore I just be clickin shit

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

Do you ever feel like people want pieces of you but never all of you?

naruto and sasuke wouldn’t pass the hunter exam but gon and killua would pass the chunin exam

naruto and sasuke didn’t even pass the chunin exam