Some of the real worse people around.

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

twitter unusable on account of the nazis... pinterest unusable on account of the way ai and ads have taken over... tumblr unusable on account of the fact the devs got bored and decided to shoot their own site in the foot... instagram/threads unusable on account of the fact it just sounds lame as fuck... there's nowhere else to go. at this point just meet me on the playground

Consistent artists amaze me