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ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

Having a good heart haven’t done shit but get me played.

you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist. 

why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles! 

:(

awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry 

In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed.

SPILL. THAT. TEA.

Don’t stroll down memory lane with any of ya exes. That means ex friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, hair dressers whoever. Issa trap.

Nostalgia is a lie most of the time the good comes to the forefront with this feeling. Don’t be fooled about the past.

This.

OH BIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHHHHHHH

FINALLY!

Lol luv him

…i need more friends in the DMV area…

Same

Y’all hmu pleaseeeeee

Y'all better be drinking water.

It’s clear but it ain’t water