what do you MEAN wanting a rival slowly fall in love with me as we encounter challenges we absolutely have to cooperate in to get out of is unrealistic? i am LIVID. FUUUUUUUUURIOUS

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what do you MEAN wanting a rival slowly fall in love with me as we encounter challenges we absolutely have to cooperate in to get out of is unrealistic? i am LIVID. FUUUUUUUUURIOUS

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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
No?? I will use AI to play out intricate scenarios and build stories through dialogue and then be so happy that it turned out amazing and then abandon it and move on to the next idea because its no longer thrilling and I don't feel my whole body vibrating in anticipation.
when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad
though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents
My mom is Deaf so when I was like 5 I plugged all the drains in the bathroom with towels & toilet paper and turned the bathtub and sink on full blast before we went out to go shopping cause I knew she wouldn’t hear it and I flooded the entire house for no reason
ok that is some nasty shit i can’t even believe the amount of damage that would’ve done 😭
Oh this reminds me one time i told my father that wearing socks to bed causes brain haemorrhage because i hated wearing socks to bed and i was like 9 and to this day he scolds anyone who does it and i just have to control my laugh. I once even wrote a whole ass article lying about how penne pasta originated from a torture practice from back when bread theft was a thing, theyd catch thieves and cut off their schlongs and make pasta with it and feed it to the thieves and called it penne pasta and often times i come across those friends of mine telling everyone that story and im just sitting there feeling hannibal lecter with all my idea planting.
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WHO ARE YOU!??!?!?
innocent candy shop owner
I have a love-and-hate relationship with everything and everyone sexy and it's just me caffeine and sparkling peach juice and and and its
raining!!!!
somebody wanna brief me whats going on with the Redditors? why are they migrating? are we giving them a warm welcome here or just closing our eyes? should i rot in bed or get out and go for a walk? is the sun too cold today?
that fun feeling when suddenly murderous rage
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oKAY HYPOTHESIS HEAR ME OUT Cardan is
ur ted talk is CORRECT

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cardan greenbriar headcanons
oKAY HYPOTHESIS HEAR ME OUT Cardan is
hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is
feminine urge this masculine urge that WHAT ABOut the reader urge to bury me alive when I find out another human being who's read more books than me? like yay knowledge for all bUT I MUST CONSUME MORE THAN EVERYONE????
Entp things.
im so good at making up bullshit stories about medieval times and people believe me without even trying. And thats not a flex, thats a concern.
I once convinced my history teacher Atlantis might be real. I didn't believe it myself.
i know how to cope with peoples problems who have turned strangers more than i know how to cope with my own.

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I don't like it when people make me feel like I talk too much but I can't be mad because I actually really do talk too much and then I wonder If its selfish for somebody to listen and engage and responds because it's honestly a lot to ask for but I also get mad when somebody doesn't and OH MY GOD
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that was iwilleaturkidneys yes why