Entitledfangirl

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

red dead and beyond

bed bath redemption

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

this is twice as true in the winter

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

"I asked ChatGPT" ok man i asked Dutch Van Der Linde and he told me we need money

rdr2 is so funny theres literally vampires and ufos and arthur literally dgaf

I’m so easily persuaded into a ship. All I need is one good piece of artwork and I’m like, yeah I see it. I approve.