I really ought to get a proper title

do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends

i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

when housecats are small its awesome and when theyre big its also awesome. the bigger or smaller a cat is, the better. but there's also something so alluring about a perfectly average cat. you can't go wrong

I simultaneously claim ugly girl culture and pretty girl culture. I am complex I contain multitudes

feed him

he is deciding

why do so many people refuse to believe that cats love so pure and deeply and they're not always just self serving little heat creatures. when a cat loves you, when a cat looks at you with love in their eyes... my god

why would you willingly go to mass

free wine

well no actually, there’s taxes in mass soo....... yeah

it's not like they can make you put money in their little pouch. just say no. fucking pushover

i think we are talking about different things

oh er sorry for being mean then. what the hell did you mean though how does a church tax you

i am talking about the state of massachusetts

you're just making that place up to freak me out

politicians be like “i would never wish death upon anyone. instead i actively participate in ensuring they die”