???

why can i hear gangnam style in my house right now

it's a psy op

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

i know every phone number

do you know who they all belong to?

everyone that has phones

what's mine

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

can you tell me what my phone number is?

i can basically do whatever i want

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

I... I was not prepared. 

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

better to be a steamed dumpling than a deamed stumpling 🧙

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

*puts you in the bitcrusher*