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Scully and Mulder go undercover as a couple to investigate a rash of mysterious deaths in a remote Alaskan village to which there are no witnesses. (This work is complete; chapters will be posted on Fridays; a smutty epilogue will be posted separately.)
75 k words to be posted in 17 chapters + epilogue; T for flirting, mild blood/gore/violence (canon-typical), and uncoworkerly thoughts; the late Season 1 baby agents undercover married slow burn only-one-bed fic cryptic cryptid monster of the week I always wanted to write (read on AO3)
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Scully woke in the middle of the night. She wasnât sure what had roused her. She shifted. Mulderâs arm slipped from her hip as he woke up. She immediately missed the comfort of it, the weight and the warmth.
âHmm?â he said.
âThought I heard something, maybe?â she said, sitting up and straining. But she heard nothing. She slipped out of bed and padded to the window, twitching the curtains open just enough to see. It was dark, finally, the sky velvety and gloriously awash with stars.
Mulder sat up behind her, leaning against the headboard. They were quiet. She felt his eyes on her as she looked out the window. But there was nothing: just the sighing of the trees in the breeze off the bay. A swaying branch scraped the window, a thin sound. Maybe that was what sheâd heard.
âAnything?â Mulder said in an undertone. He had his hand on his weapon.
âJust the trees,â Scully said.
She woke up again when her alarm went off. The fire had gone out and it was a little cool in the cottage. Her feet were pressed to Mulderâs calf. She slipped out of bed and shoved her feet into her boots, ready for her trip to the outhouse.
âWait for me,â Mulder said behind her. She heard the thump of his feet hitting the floor. The sound reminded her: sheâd heard a thump in the night, muffled but distinct. That was what had woken her, before the tapping branches. There were many things here that might go thump in the night in the course of ordinary events, and few of them sinister. Probably it had been nothing she needed to worry about.
âItâs fifty feet away,â she said. âI think Iâll be all right.â
She swung open the cottage door to find a hare on the doorstep, its entrails spilled over the welcome mat. Oddly, there was no blood. Even as she stepped back, part of her brain noted that as evidence supporting Mulderâs vampirism theory.
âWhat is it?â he asked, coming up behind her. âOh.â
She swallowed hard against the scent of the corpse: the raw sewage reek of it seemed more powerful than such a small body justified. Maybe it was the scent of the predator that had murdered the hare. âI think it knows weâre here.â
âSo it would seem.â He moved behind her and came back with the camera. He crouched to take pictures of the scene. Scully leaned over him, peering out the door. There was no sign of whatever had left them this gift, no footprints or detritus. The wood of the porch wasnât conducive to such evidence. There was no helpful trail of bloody paw marks staining the planks.
âMaybe what was what woke me up,â Scully said.
âProbably,â Mulder agreed. He stood and turned the camera on her, snapping a photo before she could stop him.
âMulder, no,â she put a hand up. âI haven't even brushed my teeth.â
âI donât think the camera has that much zoom,â Mulder said. âShould we shift this? I have to pee.â
There was a broom in the corner. They used the handle to nudge the hareâs corpse and the mat aside before they took their morning trip to the outhouse. Scully found herself scanning for broken branches on the trees, claw marks in the wood of the porch. But there was nothing.
âI think it can fly,â Mulder said. It would have seemed apropos of nothing if she didnât know heâd seen her scanning the area.
âA very large owl,â Scully suggested. âThey fly almost silently. It could have dropped the hare.â
âThat would explain its nocturnal habits,â Mulder said. âBut no, I canât imagine an owl sucking a hare dry, or turning one into Dust. Nor would that explain the so-called demons testified to by our one witness.â
âWho is decisively not our witness,â Scully said, âgiven that he is not in our custody or even accessible to us.â She stepped into the outhouse. Mulder, surprisingly, didnât try to talk to her through the door. She imagined he was watching for their visitor, the way she did when she stepped out again. "Maybe it killed the hare elsewhere and the blood drained out while it was flying." That would have left spatters, or at least blood on the fur, but it felt comfortable to push back.
âI still think weâre dealing with a vampire of some kind,â Mulder said when he emerged from his own turn. âHumanoid or not.â
âNow itâs a non-humanoid vampire,â Scully grumbled.
âThat depends on your definition of humanoid,â Mulder said. âHuman-scale does necessarily connote human features.â
âNaturally,â Scully said in a dry voice.
âThe original Jersey Devil wasnât thought to have human features,â Mulder said. âIt was more like a bat. As I think Iâve said.â
Scully inclined her head. âYes, Iâve heard the vampire bat theory.â
âBig bat-shaped vampire creature,â Mulder corrected. âThat hare wasnât killed in the way most vampire bats feed â they carve shallow holes in their prey and lap the blood. Those wounds were much narrower.â
Scully went into the cottage and pulled latex gloves out of her suitcase. She snapped them on, crouching next to the corpse of the hare. Aside from the slashed-open belly, it was remarkably intact, the grey-brown summer fur barely ruffled. She found four deep puncture wounds in the throat. A delicate crust of blood rimmed each wound, but they were largely clean. Whatever had made them was sharp. The blood had been extracted quickly. Mulder was right. An owl couldn't do that.
âThese arenât shallow holes,â she said.
Mulder peered over her shoulder, keeping his distance. âThatâs more like the bite of the chupacabra.â
âAnd whatâs that, exactly?â
âFolkloric cryptid from Mexico and Latin America,â Mulder said. âThe name translates as goat-sucker. Theyâve got four fangs, two top and two bottom.â
âThere you go,â Scully said. She went back inside and rummaged under the sink, coming up with a trashbag. She wrapped the hare in it. âThe Mexican goat-sucker drained this hare. Iâm sure theyâre understudied â maybe they migrate like monarch butterflies, gnawing their way up the coast. We should preserve this.â
âMaybe in someone elseâs freezer,â Mulder said, looking a little green around the gills.
Scully shrugged, leaving the bag next to the door. If Mulderâs theory held, their suspect wouldnât return in the daylight. The hare wouldnât degrade too much in the time it took them to have breakfast, unless it turned to Dust in the bag, and that would tell them something. She scrubbed her hands in the sink while Mulder brushed his teeth, then she brushed her teeth while he made toast. She put the kettle on and measured coffee grounds into the French press.
âMooseberry jam?â Mulder offered, passing her the open jar along with a plate of toast.
âWhy not?â Scully said, digging a knife into the gooey red substance and spreading it on her toast. It oozed over the edge.
Mulder swallowed. âIâll try it tomorrow.â
Scully shrugged. âSuit yourself.â She bit into her toast. The jam was good, tart and tangy. Like the huckleberries, it had an edge of wildness that domestic fruits didnât have.
After a leisurely breakfast, they made lunch and got dressed. Scully regretted that she hadnât made it to the store for a sports bra, but at the same time, she wouldnât necessarily have wanted to take him shopping with her. She imagined him lurking outside the changing room, trying to talk to her about vampires while she wrestled her breasts into a tight bra. Maybe it was better this way. This way, she didnât have to examine her slight disappointment at the thought that he wouldnât be thinking about her cleavage instead of about supernatural creatures and she wouldnât have to negotiate privacy to change.
âHow do we think our buddy Logan feels about handguns?â Mulder asked. He moved his arms back and forth, his overshirt opening over the holster that held his weapon. âAfter that, Iâm not particularly inclined to leave it behind.â
Scully pursed her lips. âCan you hide it?â
âMy ankle holster isnât compatible with hiking boots,â he said. âThink I could pull off a Han Solo look?â
She had a very vivid flash of Mulder in an open white shirt and tight pants with a thigh holster, which she immediately tucked away for later examination. âNot sure it fits our harmless personas.â
He shrugged. âIâll put it in my bag. Have you got yours?â
She lifted the hem of her half-zip to reveal her weapon. His eyes narrowed appreciatively, which made her stomach flutter. âGot you covered, partner.â
âTell any beast-women to get in line,â he teased.
âThatâs right,â she said. âYouâre spoken for. If anyoneâs going to shred you, itâs going to be me.â
âHell of a tagline for our honeymoon,â he said with satisfaction.
âMaybe we can find one of those t-shirt places,â she said. âMake you a souvenir.â
âBetter than another scar.â He finished repacking his backpack, putting in an extra bottle of water and some snacks. He clipped his bear spray to his front pocket and slung the camera around his neck. âReady?â
âYeah,â she said, shouldering her pack. She locked the cottage door and they walked down the boardwalk, carrying the bag with the hare inside. It seemed relatively solid, so at least it hadnât turned to Dust. Scully stashed it in the industrial freezer at the coffee shop and washed her hands again. As they emerged, they saw Logan tying up his boat at the dock.
She turned to Mulder. âIt occurs to me itâs going to be challenging to conduct any kind of investigation with our guide around. Breaking and entering one house to use the restroom might be reasonable, but checking every house is not. Most tourists arenât going to be collecting Dust.â
âYeah,â Mulder said. âGood thing our sandwiches arenât in an evidence bag today.â Theyâd stashed them in the paper bag from the grocery store instead, rolled up inside Scullyâs backpack like an oversized kindergarten sack lunch. His brow furrowed. âMaybe we take this as a day to get the lay of the land and ask him to come back in a couple of days.â
âThe honeymooner gooey eyes seem to work in terms of repelling people,â Scully said.
âThatâs something weâve got going for us,â Mulder said in a cheerful voice. He took her hand, swinging it just a little as they made their way down the dock toward Logan. âHey there. Grace told you we were looking for a guide?â
âYup,â Logan said.
âThatâs great!â Scully said. âWeâre so grateful.â God, she was bad at this. She spent too much time talking to Mulder, using words that were only found in specialized encylopedias, an elevated jargon cobbled together in hushed tones. Her ability to make small talk at a normal volume and distance had atrophied. Maybe she should go back to church.
Logan just nodded. âWhere are we going?â
âOh, well,â Scully started, looking up at Mulder as if they hadnât decided in advance. âWeâve seen this area and the east side of town. We were interested in the south part. Maybe you could show us some hiking trails?â
Logan looked at them searchingly, as if evaluating their fitness to walk a few miles on cleared paths. It made Scully want to drop to the ground and start doing push-ups. âOkay.â He motioned toward the boat. âCanât get there walking.â
âOh, I guess not,â Scully said, glancing around. âI didnât realize this part of Halibut Cove was essentially an island. Especially when the tideâs in like it is now.â
âYup,â Logan said.
That seemed to be the sum total of his commentary. Mulder and Scully exchanged glances and then climbed into the boat. Logan undid the quick hitch and navigated across the cove, taking them back out into the bay.
âWhatâs over there?â Mulder asked, pointing directly across the cove.
Logan looked. âHouses.â
âAny hiking over there?â Scully asked.
âNah,â Logan said. âTake you around to China Poot Bay.â
âChina Poot Bay?â Mulder was clearly trying not to laugh.
âYup. Coalition Loop Trail.â
âGrace told us there are whales in the bay,â Scully tried.
âYup.â Logan squinted at the water. âWhales. Sharks. Porpoises. Wouldnât swim in it.â
âAnywhere you would swim?â Mulder asked, as if theyâd brought suits.
âMaybe China Poot Lake,â Logan said. He thought about it. âMaybe not. 'S cold.â
They started up the Coalition Trail Loop, which the sign said was essentially only accessible at high tide. The trail was lovely, winding its way through deep woods. The trees were so interesting here. Even the deciduous trees seemed to be needle-bearing. The understory of the forest was largely open; only the youngest trees had low-hanging branches. The mature spruce and hemlocks stretched toward the sky, their lower trunks bare. It gave the forest the lofty feeling of a cathedral.
At one point, Logan held up his hand silently to bring them to a halt. He pointed. They peered between the trees to see the round shape of a black bear snuffling in the leaf litter. They watched for a minute, Mulder taking pictures, then moved quietly on at Loganâs signal. Another time, it was moose, browsing at the edge of a lake. Fortunately, they were on the other side of the water, although Scully recalled that moose could swim. Mulder took pictures of the animals and then fanned his hands by his ears, which nearly made her laugh and earned them both a subtle eye-roll from Logan.
After a couple of hours, they stopped for lunch at a little lake that Logan called Two Loon. Mulder made his way to the marshy edge and dipped his fingers in the water and winced, shaking drops from his fingertips.
âItâs chilly.â
âYup,â Logan said.
âDonât know what I expected,â Mulder said to Scully in a low voice.
âAre there any houses back here?â Scully asked Logan as they packed up the remains of their lunch.
âNaw,â he said. ââS the state park.â
âAre there any houses in the woods around the cove?â Mulder asked. âWeâre just loving it here. We might look into property around the bay.â
âNaw,â Logan said. After a moment, he volunteered, âMost everythingâs on the water or close to it. No roads.â
âHuh,â Mulder said. âNot so much as an ATV trail?â
âNaw,â Logan said. âNot much use here. Snow machines, maybe. Too much work to keep trails clear. Plus thereâs moose and all.â
âYeah,â Mulder mused. âThereâs moose.â
They carried on with their hike. The trail they were on intersected with a few others; at each point, Logan pointed out the signs indicating the Coalition Loop.
âDonât get lost,â he said. âNobody here to hear you yell.â
Scully took out her phone. There was no service at all. She didnât even know if the FBIâs phone plan worked here. Maybe it was lower 48. They hadnât had a chance to test it at the Arctic lab â theyâd had radios instead.
âDo people get lost out here?â she asked.
âSometimes,â Logan said. âRangers do a loop every so often.â
âItâs amazing out here,â Mulder said. âDoes seem kind of dangerous, though.â
Logan shrugged as he walked. âLike everywhere.â
âSeems strange that everyone in Halibut Cove is gone during tourist season,â Scully mused. âOf course weâre delighted to have you here, but Iâm surprised we couldnât find a guide there.â
Logan shrugged again, but his brows drew together.
âDo you think thereâs going to be a tsunami?â Scully pressed.
Logan, unsurprisingly, shrugged.
"Does that kind of thing happen around here?" Mulder asked.
âGrewingk Lake,â Logan said. â1967. Called it a mega-tsunami. Caused by a landslide.â He nodded to himself. âIt could happen any time. Gotta take it seriously.â
âIs that where everybody went?â
Logan looked uneasy. âDunno.â
This time Scully let the silence speak for itself. She and Mulder hiked on, saying nothing, breathing a little hard on the slope. She watched Loganâs shoulders tense and drop and tense again.
âHeard it was something else.â
âLike what?â Scully asked brightly.
âSomething,â he said, and subsided again into an uneasy quiet.
Scully exchanged looks with Mulder. He nodded at her, just a tiny inclination of his chin. You got this.
âMaybe they got eaten,â Logan said abruptly.
âEaten?â Scully said, putting a little extra astonishment into her voice. âBy what, Logan? Wolves? Bears?â
âSomething else,â he said. âJust rumors though.â
âWe saw a display at the museum,â Scully said. âIt said there are unexplained disappearances here sometimes. People blame the Kachemak Specter.â
âYeah,â Logan said. ââS an old story. Denaâina story.â
âOh, the tribe who lives on these lands?â Scully asked.
Logan nodded.
âDo a lot of people get eaten by the Specter?â Scully asked.
Logan shook his head. âNow and then. You hear tales. Never a whole village. Story says it avoids people mostly.â
âWhat changed?â Mulder asked.
Logan combined a head shake and a shrug. âDunno.â
âWell, Iâm sure Grace would have warned us away if it werenât perfectly safe for us to be there,â Scully said with a tinkling laugh. She put her hand on Mulderâs arm. âDonât you think, Jonny?â
âIâm sure youâre right, honey,â Mulder said. âAnd we havenât noticed anything weird, have we? Nothingâs tried to eat us except mosquitoes. A lot of mosquitoes.â
âGood,â Logan said, and then was quiet until they reached the end of the trail. The tide had gone out a bit and they had to push the boat back into the water. Mulder and Scully climbed in while Logan gave one last splashy shove. He took them back to the dock in Halibut Cove. Mulder pressed $50 into Loganâs hand as they debarked.
âThanks for a great day,â he said. âWeâll let Grace know if weâre looking for another adventure.â
âYeah.â Logan turned the boat and was gone, looking back a few times with what Scully thought was an expression of worry.
âWhy does everything you say sound like youâre searching for a threesome?â Scully muttered.
Mulder laughed. âNow that youâve got me all to yourself.â He pulled his bag of sunflower seeds from his shirt pocket. âWhat should we do with ourselves?â
âWe should probably figure out what weâre doing for the next few days.â Scully propped her hands on her hips.
âMm,â Mulder said in agreement. âI donât really want to spend all afternoon and all night in that one room. Should we head over to the lighthouse? Looks like it might rain.â
âYeah,â Scully said. âA change of venue might help us make new connections.â
They walked up the boardwalk and found the trail. Scully noticed more clusters of valerian around. There were several near the lighthouse, bright white and pink against the white siding of the building.
âIâd like to do a survey,â she said, bending to sniff a tall cluster of blossoms. âThese flowers are everywhere. I wonder if thereâs any significance to the way they grow.â
âIâll start a list,â Mulder said, shoving open the door of the lighthouse-turned-vacation house. He produced the notebook and wrote down âvalerian?â as item one. They sat at a table by a bay window; this one actually looked out over the bay. Scully could see boats dotting the water. She picked out one that was probably Logan: bigger than the other dots, therefore closer, but trailing white wake as it sped away.
âWe need to look at the houses on the other side of the cove,â Scully said. âWe should try to do that this afternoon. Hopefully the rain will hold off until then, but that would explain why we havenât found much Dust. Maybe itâs been washed away over the past few weeks.â
âWe can start our flower tour there,â Mulder said. âPick up the rest of the houses tomorrow, since we know we can do that in a day.â
âWe need to go to Anchorage,â Scully said. âDevelop the film. Dissect the corpse of the hare, unless they have someone to do that. I think Iâd rather do it myself if I can. And we need to submit the Dust for analysis.â
Mulder dutifully recorded it. âThatâll be an overnight, unless you want to spend eight hours in the car in the same day.â
âWeâve got plenty of daylight to drive in,â Scully said, âbut I think youâre right. Itâll take time to get the results.â She thought. âFlowers tomorrow. Anchorage the next day. And I want to go back to the museum. I think Miss Violet has more to say.â
âAgreed,â Mulder said. âWeâll stop in on the way back. She can tell us about the mega-tsunami, I bet.â
Scully sighed. âPlease donât tell me weâre searching for a murderer and avoiding a mega-tsunami.â
âI havenât heard any suspicious rumblings,â Mulder said. âExcept here.â He patted his stomach.
"I hope you haven't got the kind of hunger that can bring down a mountain," Scully said in a dry voice.
"You never know," Mulder said. They both gazed out the window at the mountains that ringed the bay.
âWhat a place,â Scully said admiringly. She looked over the water. âOh! Mulder! Whales!â
They both watched, transfixed, as the sleek shapes rose from the choppy waves like a dream. Scully understood, watching them, why people believed in sea monsters. The whales seemed like something from another world. First there was the unbroken water of the bay, and then, like magic, there was the swell of a slick back, or the flick of a fluke. There was so much power in the grace of their movements. Even from here, Scully could tell they were massive, and yet there was something delicate about the smoothness of the way they swam. They mastered the water, in a way people could never imagine.
After twenty minutes or so, the whales swam out of sight. Scully sighed, turning back to Mulder.
âYou know, you called me Mulder,â he said.
âDid I?â she said. âSorry.â
âI didnât know I missed it,â he said, with a smile that looked somehow tentative. âPretending to be your husband is fun, but itâs nice to be reminded that Iâm your partner.â
Maybe sheâd been getting the wrong messages the last few days. A few midnight cuddles signified nothing but two bodies yearning for warmth, pure animal instinct. âOne hopes that a marriage is a partnership, although of course a partnership is not a marriage.â Her voice sounded stiff to her own ears.
âThatâs not what I meant,â he said. He reached across the table and caught her hand. âHey. Scully. What we have is more meaningful than most marriages, or at least most of the ones Iâve seen. We might have been assigned to each other originally, but that's not why we're here on this case. You could have spoken to Skinner or that jerk Colton or anyone else and they would have yanked out out of the basement so fast I would have thought I imagined you. If you'd wanted to leave, you'd be gone."
"I suppose that's true," she allowed, thinking of the peace of the lab at Quantico, how bored she'd be there now.
Mulder was gazing at her. " We choose each other every day, without all the external pressures from society or legal structures. Iâm glad to see you every time you walk in that door.â The expression on his face was so earnest. She couldnât look into his eyes without something inside her chest melting; she settled for his lips instead, which at least inspired a different liquidity, warm in her belly.
âIâm not sure itâs every time,â she teased.
âEvery time,â he said, like it was a vow. He was still holding her hand. âEven when Iâm frustrated, Iâm always glad to see you.â
âMe too,â she said in a small voice. She looked up again and met his gaze. It felt like the bravest thing sheâd ever done.
She hadnât been lucky in love, not like her parents. Her relationships had never felt like a match between true equals. Granted, sheâd fallen for or sought men who were her superior in some way, at least in the systems in which they functioned. But sheâd been smarter than Jack, kinder than Daniel. If she suggested to Mulder she were in any way less than his equal, he would insist she possessed similar or greater capacity, even in laughable areas like their relative physical strength. It was like he believed they were the same size, in some unmeasurable interior dimension. He believed in her capacity in a way that she'd never encountered before, wholly and profoundly, as if it were a simple fact.
Mulder occasionally left her behind in their quest for the truths they both pursued, for reasons variously valid and spurious, but he never let her fall. It was a dynamic sheâd had difficulty describing to her sister Melissa, but she understood it as a fundamental truth of their relationship. Mulder believed they were partners. Equally yoked, as the scripture said, even if that wasnât from his portion of the book.
He squeezed her hand. âI like the way you say my name,â he told her, and it seemed to contain more depth than the surface showed, like the glacier-carved lakes Logan had told them about.
âI like the way you say my name,â she said back. âAnd if I had to pretend to be married to someone, Iâm glad itâs you.â
âYeah,â he said, smiling at her in that way he had, his eyes searching her face. It always made her feel as if they were the only two people in a crowded room. Funny for it to have the same effect when they were the only two people on a what was essentially deserted island. She squeezed his hand back and released it.
âI should probably go back to being your husband for now,â he said. âWeâre already odd enough to arouse suspicion.â
âI agree,â she said, even though it felt like surrendering some intimacy, which was absurd. âThe locals are already skeptical of outsiders. I canât imagine the badge would inspire any extra confidence.â
âI think Miss Violet would feed us to a bear,â Mulder said dryly. âOr the Kachemak Specter.â
âIâm going to say something,â she said. âAnd I need to you to be cool about it.â
He tipped his chin inquiringly at her. âIâm always cool.â
She snorted. âBoth of us know thatâs not true.â He tipped his head, granting the point. His eyes twinkled as he waited for her. âIâm willing to grant that our suspect may not be human.â
âWow, Willa,â he said, and somehow âWillaâ sounded more like âScullyâ than it had before. âThat seems like a significant breakthrough for you. What inspired this?â
âAlthough I can imagine a few scenarios where a person could create four almost-identical puncture wounds that appear to have been made fairly simultaneously and with even pressure, your four-fanged creature is more plausible. The way the corpse was drained of blood suggests some amount of suction, based on my initial examination. It wasnât hung to drain, for example, the way a butcher would. I suspect the fur was likely licked clean, which would explain the lack of staining.â
âI see,â Mulder said thoughtfully.
âThe autopsy will reveal more,â she said. âI canât make any precise judgments until then.â
âI appreciate your willingness to consider all the evidence,â he said. âIf I havenât told you so lately. Or at all.â
âIt might have been a person wearing some sort of dental augmentation that resembled fangs,â she said. âHowever, given the general dearth of services in this remote area and the amount of territory that remains essentially uncharted, I believe that an undiscovered mutation in a known species would be more reasonable. Possibly even an undiscovered species. This territory has been inhabited for thousands of years, but on a scale that suggests any number of creatures could evade human notice.â
âYeah,â he said. âThe woods are lovely, dark and deep, but they may contain things of which we do not speak.â
âI donât think that was exactly Frostâs point,â she said. "Nor did it scan."
His eyes twinkled again. She felt absurdly pleased with herself, even though the reference was simple. They both enjoyed this game, sprinkling citations into their conversations from sources that ranged from childrenâs cartoons to abstruse scientific texts.
âMaybe not,â he conceded. âBut you grant the premise.â
âI do,â she said. She rose from the table. âI think we should check the other houses.â
It felt absurd, getting the boat out to cross the cove. It took longer to untie it and then secure it on the other dock than it did to traverse the water. They found a heap of Dust in one of the other houses. Mulder photographed the scene, pointing out the angles again to Scully, as if she couldnât triangulate from the window. The other houses revealed little, though they dutifully checked every building around the curve of the spit that led to China Poot Bay. Scully drew a map in their notebook, marking patches of valerian. It grew by most of the houses. In front of a few, it seemed to have been trampled down; the patches were marked with broken stems, although the flowers had survived.
âWhat do you think?â Mulder asked.
âIâm not sure,â Scully said, rising from where sheâd been crouching next to a brick-bordered bed of valerian: planted, purposefully. Someone had dug it up recently, disturbing the dirt. A faint reek rose from the roots. It was a sweaty, funky, musky scent, deeply organic. But it didnât look like the plants had been removed. âThe marks of the digging here look purposeful, moreso than if it had been some animal. I wonder why they did it, if not to harvest the plants.â
âMaybe to deter something,â Mulder said. âThat stink would turn me back.â
âHuh,â Scully said. âYou may have a point.â
âEvery so often, I stumble into wisdom,â Mulder said. âI think thatâs from the Tao Te Ching.â
Scully shot him a quick sideways glance. He grinned, giving up.
âIâm taking a sample of this,â she said, tugging at one of the plants. It came out of the loose earth fairly easily. She bagged the root and folded the plantâs leggy stems into the bag before sealing it. When she looked back, Mulder was wrinkling his nose. âOh, come on, it doesnât smell worse than your socks after a long hike.â She winked at him.
âReminds me of a cheese shop I used to go to during my college days, actually,â he said. âI could never achieve that depth in just one day of sock use.â
âDonât underestimate yourself,â she said cheerfully.
âWow,â he said. âI didnât realize I married a brat.â
âNow you know,â she said, and put the evidence bag into her backpack. âLetâs keep going.â
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Scully and Mulder go undercover as a couple to investigate a rash of mysterious deaths in a remote Alaskan village to which there are no witnesses. (This work is complete; chapters will be posted on Fridays; a smutty epilogue will be posted separately.)
75 k words to be posted in 17 chapters + epilogue; T for flirting, mild blood/gore/violence (canon-typical), and uncoworkerly thoughts; the late Season 1 baby agents undercover married slow burn only-one-bed fic cryptic cryptid monster of the week I always wanted to write (read on AO3)
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They searched the rest of the houses on the eastern part of the spit, discovering nothing out of the ordinary except a few more splotches of Dust.
âYou know whatâs weird?â Scully said.
Mulder huffed a laugh. âEverything about this case?â
âYes, but,â she allowed. âNo pets. No dogs, no cats. Not so much as a lizard.â
âNot sure most lizards would do well here,â Mulder said.
Scully waved a hand, banishing what she imagined would be a five-minute riff on heat lamps and power outages and the welfare of cold-blooded creatures in a chilly climate. âBut weâve found dishes for cats and dogs. Food for cats and dogs.â
âNo cats,â Mulder said thoughtfully.
âNo dogs,â Scully agreed.
âYeah, thatâs weird.â Mulder stuck out his lip in that way he had when he was thinking. It was unexpectedly endearing, which Scully did her best to ignore. He gazed into the middle distance, his eyes hazy. âHuh.â
âEaten?â she suggested.
âMaybe.â
âNo corpses,â she said, playing both sides of the argument. âOf anything.â
âYeah,â he sighed. âI hate to wish for a corpse, even if it were an animalâs, but it would tell us something.â
âThis job makes us morbid,â she said.
He squinted into the woods. âMaybe we were already morbid and thatâs why we took this job. I mean, you have a degree in morbid. MD. Morbid doctor.â
She checked her watch. âWe should go back and make dinner. Iâd like to go to Homer tomorrow if thatâs all right with you.â
âI think we should stick together,â he said. âBut there are definitely some things we could accomplish there.â
âWe just need to figure out the boat situation,â she said. âWeâd be SOL if we needed to leave in a hurry and one of us was away in town.â
âI donât think Iâve ever heard you use that expression before,â he said. "Shit out of luck, huh."
âIâm a Navy brat,â she said. âI use all sorts of expressions." It was truth that she usually kept her couth better around him, but being away from anyone else was freeing. "There's got to be an extra boat around somewhere with the keys in it. People seem trusting here.â She checked the sun, then set out back toward the west side of the village, following the trail. âWe can head to Homer in the morning. Hopefully we won't get any of those dangerous tides Grace was talking about.â
âWe could go back tonight,â he offered. "We're not lacking for daylight. It's not a big town, but there's got to be a hotel or a motel or someone letting a room."
âNo,â she said. âWilla and Jon are adventurous. They wouldnât leave after one night. Itâs our honeymoon. The thing we crave most is privacy. We barely even noticed nobodyâs here.â
âI was lost in your eyes,â he said, hiking along behind her. âAs usual.â
She brushed away a swarm of mosquitos. The bug spray was wearing off. âThatâs Jon. Such a romantic.â
âHopeless,â he agreed.
Winding around the village to reach each building had taken all day, but it was a fairly straight shot back. It only took them half an hour or so to reach the causeway, and another ten minutes to reach the boardwalk. The coffee shop was close to the end of the cluster of buildings. Though the front door was locked, the back was not. Mulder pouted about not getting to demonstrate his skills at lock picking. Scully tactfully refrained from expressing her opinions of said skills.
Inside the back door, they found a narrow staircase that led to a small apartment, neatly kept. There was no Dust there, aside from the ordinary household variety. The closet door was open, as if the occupant had grabbed a jacket and left in a hurry. Mulder stood there, contemplating the array of outerwear as if he were reading tea leaves.
âWhat are you thinking?â she asked him.
âNot sure,â he said, turning away from the closet. They went down the stairs again and into the coffee shop.
There was nobody in the coffee shop, although they found a whole pile of Dust behind the counter, a little ways away from the window. Mulder took pictures, calculating angles with his arms, and then Scully scooped a healthy sample into one of her evidence bags using a clean teaspoon. Mulder, standing beside her, hit the drawer key of the cash register, which dinged open to reveal a modest stash of bills.
âNot a robbery,â he said. âJust Dusty.â
âThatâs the first time weâve found any inside,â she said, straightening up.
âCuriouser and curiouser,â said Mulder. âSomeone couldnât pass up their morning joe.â
âMaybe they couldnât,â Scully said. âThey came in here for coffee or shelter or something else.â
âAnd then the sun came up and Dusted them Dracula-style?â Mulder said.
âAnd then some complex process happened that resulted in Dust,â Scully said stubbornly. âWe canât prove this is human remains, nor is there any evidence that sunlight was involved in the process if it is.â
Scully sighed. âI havenât ruled out the possibility.â
âIâve never known coffee to protect against vampires,â Mulder said. âBut thatâs all the more reason to take some with us just in case.â
âIt didnât protect this poor soul,â Scully pointed out. She couldn't help yearning toward the cabinets, which she was sure Mulder noticed. The instant coffee was worse than the swill they got from the bullpen back at the Hoover Building.
âThey didnât have time to make any,â Mulder argued. âLook around. No dirty cups. No used grounds. I think we have to take this coffee. For science. Weâre supporting local business, even if itâs possiblyâ" he looked at the remaining Dust and winced "âprobably posthumously.â
âWhen you put it that way,â she said.
There was plenty of coffee in sealed containers, to Scullyâs conflicted relief. They borrowed a French press and a bag of pre-ground beans. Mulder put a $20 bill in the register, which assuaged most of Scullyâs guilt. Still, it felt strange to walk out with the coffee. They carried their somewhat ill-gotten goods back to the cottage, shedding their boots just inside the door. For dinner, it was soup again, and grilled cheese sandwiches Mulder made in a dry pan because they didnât have any butter. But it was better than nothing. Theyâd worked up an appetite, hiking around the village.
âFresh air makes me hungry,â Mulder said.
âMake another sandwich.â Scully shifted on the bench. âWe can always get more supplies tomorrow.â
âButterâs on the list,â Mulder said. âI didnât think it was important, but I was wrong.â
âButter. Fruit, even it itâs canned. Maybe some pasta and a jar of sauce.â Scully got up and washed her dishes. She scrubbed the remnants of soup out of the saucepan, leaving the still-warm skillet for Mulderâs anticipated second sandwich. âItâs hard not to feel like we could have taken most of that from peopleâs fridges and pantries today. When we were eating lunch, I thought about seeing if there was mustard in their fridge. But it would have felt like looting.â
âThis place is a microcosm of dystopia,â Mulder said, leaning his elbows on the counter. âTaking the coffee from the shop feels less personal. More transactional, less scavenged. Iâll gladly put it on the expense report if we can find somebody to receive payment.â
âYeah.â Scully stared out the window over the sink. âDo you think the people who lived here liked it?â
Mulder got up, apparently deciding against a second sandwich, and brought his dishes over. He twisted on the faucet as Scully made room for him. âI donât think you stay in a place like this if you donât.â
âItâs beautiful here. Lonely, but maybe some people enjoy the isolation. You canât help living in harmony with nature to some extent. You're so much more subject to its whims.â
Mulder hummed his agreement. âThereâs something poignant about living so close to the wilderness. Indigenous peoples have lived here for centuries, adapting to the environment. Then we come along expecting it to adapt to us. We bring in plumbing and power and complain when they fail.â
âNo electricity I could live with for a little while,â Scully mused. âBut if we lost the running water, Iâd be in the boat as fast as I could pack. Too many hours in med school learning about waterborne pathogens and parasites.â
Mulder chuckled. âFair enough. Speaking of water, should we hit the showers?â
âSounds good.â She gathered her things, and they stepped out into the bright evening. It was cool and breezy. Scully inhaled the scent of green growing things and salt water. The tide was mostly in, slopping up the cliff just past the boardwalk. âLooks like weâll have a high tide sometime tomorrow morning â that will make it easier to get to Homer.â
âMy on-the-water experience never included tides like this,â Mulder reflected as they arrived at the gallery. âJust one more thing to make me remember I had a soft upbringing.â
âHmm,â Scully said, and stepped into the gallery. âYou or Jon?â
âMaybe both of us,â Mulder said.
âIf youâre trying to tell me I married rich, Iâm going to tell you you can buy me a dinner thatâs not soup once weâve wrapped this case,â she said, going into her shower stall and shedding her clothing gratefully. Mulder just laughed. She turned the water to hot and stood under it. A fleck on her forearm startled her; on closer inspection, it was just dirt, but it reminded her.
âCheck for ticks,â she called to Mulder. âThey love to hide in creases. Armpits. Groin. That kind of thing.â
âAre there ticks in Alaska?â he called back.
âIâd rather not find out when theyâre already embedded,â she said.
She soaped up, checking for ticks by feel as she went. She didnât immediately find any, which was nice. Mulder was humming to himself in the other shower. âThe Girl From Ipanemaâ, she thought, though it was a bit tuneless. The sound of it comforted her.
It felt good to wash off the ambivalence of the day. Theyâd found some Dust and confirmed a lot of absence. Scully raked her nails gently through her hair, hoping to dislodge any unwelcome bloodsucking passengers. She didnât feel anything like a scab. Theyâd stuck generally to the dirt roads or trails and inside the houses, so she was somewhat hopeful sheâd be spared. She wished she had a mirror, just in case, but it would have been steamed up anyway.
Soon enough she was clean. She towelled off and put her pajamas back on. Her mother had always told her sheâd never regret buying pajama sets. This time, her mother had been right. Her old-fashioned nightclothes were a barrier against the nightâs chill and the warmth of Mulder next to her in the bed. Mulder, in his worn Knicks t-shirt and pajama pants, seemed so casual, more suited to their woodsy environment. They walked back to the cottage.
âI was musing on Dust,â Mulder said, âand the types of vampires.â
âThere are types of vampires?â Scully said, because she liked to hear him talk.
âOf course there are,â Mulder said as they strolled down the boardwalk. âVampires have always been with us, in ancient myths and stories passed down from early man. From the Babylonian Ekimu to the Chinese Kuang-Shi to Motetz Dam of the Hebrews, the Mormo of ancient Greece and Rome to the more familiar Nosferatu of Transylvania. In fact, there are as many different kinds of vampires as there are cultures that fear them. Some don't even subsist on blood. The Bulgarian Ubour, for example, eats only manure. To the Serbs, a prime indicator of vampirism is red hair.â
âOh good,â Scully said, unlocking the cottage door. âDoes that make me a suspect?â
âNot yet,â Mulder teased. âBut I've got my eye on you."
"The eye in FBI," she muttered.
Mulder rambled on. "Some vampires are thought to be eternal. Others are thought to have a life span of only 40 days. Sunlight kills certain vampires while others come and go as they please, day or night.â
âWe havenât seen anything during the day that could do any of this,â Scully said. âMaybe a rabbit or a squirrel. A few birds. Nothing big enough to make fifty people disappear.â
âBased on the Dust, Iâd imagine this potential vampire is susceptible to sunlight,â Mulder said. âOr its victims are.â
âAt least itâs not manure,â Scully muttered.
âThat would have been more unpleasant to collect,â Mulder agreed.
âIf whatever did this is sensitive to sunlight, maybe it was getting desperate because of the longer days,â Scully said. âWeâre close to the summer solstice â there wonât be much darkness for a while.â
âWhatever did this,â Mulder said. âLike a vampire. A vampire that had ample prey before the sun started poofing all its victims.â He made an explosive gesture with one hand.
âOur witness says it was an angel,â Scully countered.
âAngels arenât known for turning people into Dust,â Mulder said.
âAshes to ashes,â Scully said, digging out her toothbrush. âMaybe it was the kind of angel you canât look upon.â
âGoodness gracious, great wheels of fire,â Mulder quipped. He hesistated. âScully, before you brush your teeth, I have a weird request.â
âHmm?â She turned toward him.
âMaybe itâs not weird if youâre my doctor,â he said. âA little weird if youâre my partner.â
âWell, this week, Iâm your wife,â she said. âWhat kind of weird request?â
âI realized there are unforeseen benefits of shaving your armpits,â he said, fidgeting a little. âWhich is to say, Iâm not sure I did a good job of checking for ticks.â
âI can do that,â she said automatically. âDid you check your hair?â
âNo,â he said. âI guess itâs been a while since my camping days. For some reason, I was always more interested in making sâmores and tying knots.â
âSit on the edge of the bed,â she told him, as if there were anywhere else to sit. He plopped down obediently. She stepped between his knees, running her hands through his hair, scratching lightly at his scalp. She was acutely aware of her proximity to him, the way his thighs boxed her in. If they were really married, heâd be settling his hands on her hips and nuzzling at her cleavage. Instead, his hair parted under her hands, damp and silky soft, showing glimpses of pale skin at the roots. But there were no ticks that she could find, even after sheâd spent long minutes slipping her fingers through his hair, acutely aware of the warmth of his breath in the space between their bodies and the unquestioning way he bent his head under her touch.
âFeels nice,â he said, his eyes half-closed. âI thought check-ups were supposed to be unpleasant. Maybe not when youâre the doctor.â
âAll clear,â she said, pretending there wasnât a thrill in her belly at the rumble of his voice. âStand up and take off your shirt.â She took a step back as he rose and pulled off his t-shirt in one smooth motion. She positioned his arm behind his head, his elbow crooked. His armpit was still in shadow, so she put a hand on his hip to turn him toward the light. His skin was smooth and warm. She tried to ignore that as she examined him. Her face had never been in such close proximity to his nipples. That was an interesting thought to have about her coworker.
âAre you ticklish?â she asked.
âI donât think so.â He craned his head to watch her. She ignored him. She hadnât gazed into anybodyâs armpit on purpose in some time â the last occurrence might have been their last sojourn in Alaska, checking for nodules â and this experience was a little different. Mulder smelled like soap with a very faint note of sweat. It was compelling in a way she couldnât explain. She tried not to inhale too deeply as she teased apart the wiry tuft of hair to peer at his skin. There was something, she thought, but no, it was a tiny mole.
âGood,â she said after a moment. âTurn.â
The other armpit appeared as tick-free as the first. She ran a hand over his back while she was at it, his skin lithe under her palm. âYouâre fine,â she said. âYou can put your shirt back on.â
âI donât have to,â he teased, already skinning it back on.
âSuit yourself,â she said, pretending not to care. âItâs not that cold.â
âNot with my wife all cuddled up next to me,â he said. âShould we build a fire tonight?â
âItâs not that cold,â she repeated. âIt would also give us away. Smoke is more noticeable than a light. Especially in a windy area like this, the scent travels.â
âHmm,â he said. âI guess itâs cuddling for warmth again tonight.â
âMaybe when we get back from Homer we can build a fire,â she said. âSurely whateverâs here will have noticed us by then. If it or they or whatever are still here.â
âMaybe itâs time to call attention to our presence,â he said.
She hesitated. âWhen we get back. Iâm tired tonight. Unless you want to stand watch to see what we attract.â
He yawned ostentatiously. âLotta walking today. We can have a fire tomorrow.â
âYouâre going to be embarrassed if this turns out to be the work of some kind of giant moth and we could have solved the case the first night by building a big fire,â she teased. âOr turning on the lighthouse somehow.â
âMeeting Mothman would be an honor,â he said solemnly. âBesides, our last killer bugs were afraid of the light.â
She groaned. âDonât remind me.â
âShould we turn in?â he suggested.
âLet me brush my teeth,â she said, and retrieved her half-forgotten toothbrush. She stared out the window for the requisite two minutes of brushing, but it was as calm as ever outside. After that, they closed all the curtains and made sure the dishes were tidied away. The bed was cool as she climbed between the covers, but it warmed up quickly, a cozy nest in the dim of the room. Mulder eased in next to her, clearly being careful not to disturb her.
âIâm not made of glass,â she said, amused.
âI know sharing a bed with me wasnât your first choice,â he said. âIâm trying to make sure youâre comfortable.â
âSharing a bed doesnât bother me. This is better than the time with the glow in the dark bugs,â she said. âAnd better than the quarantine after that.â
He turned toward her, making the covers rustle. âWe have gotten into some shenanigans, havenât we.â
âI wouldnât describe them as shenanigans, no,â she said. âA mixed bag of mortal peril. Sticky situations, literally. Unnecessary conflict with federal and local law enforcement of various stripes.â
âAt least weâre never bored,â he quipped.
âThatâs true.â She sighed. âWeâre never bored.â
âPersonally, the mortal peril makes me feel alive.â
âIt would,â she scoffed.
âIt doesnât invigorate you?â
âNo,â she said firmly, wiggling around to face him. âIt just makes me afraid.â
âUnfortunately, mortal perilâs part of the job.â He gazed at her. âLess unfortunately, it turns out youâre kind of a badass.â
âThat partâs okay,â she admitted. âBut I donât feel it in the moment. I just do what needs doing.â
âYeah,â he said. âExactly. Iâve seen seasoned agents fall apart. You just do what needs doing until itâs done. Itâs admirable.â
âItâs the job,â she said.
âNot everybody does it like you do.â His eyes searched her face. âYou know youâre a good agent, donât you, Scully?â
âWilla,â she whispered, needing the distance of fantasy.
âWilla,â he said softly. âRemind me what Willa does.â
Scully thought for a long moment. What would bring a person here, to this place on the edge of the wild? âSheâs a loan officer at a bank.â
Mulder nodded into the pillow. âSafe. Bet thereâs job security in that.â
âShe teaches Pilates on the weekends,â Scully said, warming to the idea of Willa. âThatâs why sheâs somewhat fitter than average.â
âThe routine job made her want to go somewhere off the beaten path,â Mulder mused.
âYeah,â Scully said. âSheâs proving something to herself. Sheâs shaking things up a little. She didnât expect to get married. She wants to test her limits.â
âWas it a whirlwind romance?â
âNo,â she said. âWe met right after college, introduced by mutual friends. It took time to fall in love, but when we did, we fell hard.â
âSo this is Willaâs big adventure?â
âYouâre Willaâs big adventure,â she said shyly. âLove is Willaâs big adventure.â She felt awkward, suddenly, and a little embarrassed. She and Mulder didnât say such soft things to each other. But he was intuitive: he'd instantly understand the kernel of Willa's feelings about Jon that held Scully's tender feelings for Mulder. Heâd touched her face when her father had passed and called her by her first name, and that had nearly undone her. She was surprised, now, that heâd opened up to her that first night in Oregon, that heâd held her when she panicked. Mulder was skittish about other peopleâs open hearts.
Sheâd tried to call him by his first name once and heâd gently rebuffed her, pulling her up short like a chain lock on a motel door. <i>This far and no further</i>: the message had been clear. He was kind to her, but he couldnât bear her showing him any tenderness. She understood the way warmth could crack something open inside a person, a tight knot of pain unfurling, old bruises renewed. Sheâd backed off. But now they were lying in bed together. In the soft dim, anything felt possible, the way it had in that motel in Bellefleur.
âWhat about Jon?â she said.
âWhat do you think?â His voice was warm.
âI think heâs kind,â she said. âPassionate in a quiet way. Generous, though he doesnât want you to know it. Thatâs what drew Willa to him.â
âNot his good looks?â Mulder teased.
âGood looks donât make a marriage,â she said in a solemn voice. âMy mother told me that.â
âYour motherâs a wise woman,â Mulder told her.
âShe is,â Scully said. âTell me about Jonâs career.â
âHeâs a sports therapist,â Mulder said. âI know jock psychologist isnât much of a stretch, but Iâm not much of an actor. He thinks heâs very smart. Has a collection of turtlenecks and blazers with elbow patches. Listens to professional athletes talk about the yips while he nods sagely. Occasionally goes a little too hard in the pickup game on the weekend, remembering his glory days, but he was never really going to make it.â
âPoor guy,â Scully said, smiling to herself. âIâm sure Willa gets out the heating pad for his back and listens to the same story sheâs heard a hundred times.â
âIâm sure she does,â Mulder said. âWillaâs the most diligent and thoughtful person Jon has ever met.â The quiet stretched between them, as achingly sweet as falling in love, until he broke it abruptly. âSo we make money. Thatâs good. We can use that. Talk about our season tickets for whatever team. Spend a little too much money in town. Flash that diamond on your hand. See whose ears perk up.â
âSounds like a plan,â Scully said, trying for a light tone. It was too easy to talk when they could only half-see each other. Sometime about the shadows revealed truths the light hid. Or maybe it was being Jon and Willa, who were already in love. Who were allowed to be in love, her brain said quietly, and she brushed the thought away like a cobweb.
âWhatâs Jonâs big adventure?â she asked, trying to realign her thoughts. Mulder cared about her, surely, and he could be tender in emotional moments, but the resonance she felt sometimes, like they amplified each otherâs best selves, didnât mean he was in love with her.
âDefinitely being married,â he said. âHe was in love before and he got hurt badly. He didnât think he could ever say yes to this kind of commitment. He didnât think he had that much left to give.â
âIâm glad he found some healing,â Scully said, her mouth dry.
âWilla showed him that,â Mulder said. âShe wasnât like the women heâd met before. The more he gave, the more he had. Willaâs the world to Jon, and he wants to show her the world. Thatâs why weâre here. Neither of them has ever been anyplace like this. They wanted to do something brand new together, to make the kind of memories theyâd never shared with anyone else.â
âStars in their eyes,â Scully said.
âThe North Star, one might say,â Mulder joked. It eased the sweet tension a notch or two.
They were quiet for a little while. Outside, the night sang its own lullaby. Whatever might be on the prowl, the crickets werenât concerned.
âHomer tomorrow,â Scully said, as if either of them had forgotten.
âYeah,â Mulder said. âIt might be interesting to visit the field office in Anchorage at some point, but thatâll be an all-day trip on its own.â
âYou need something from the field office?â Scully asked. Maybe the agents here would be more open-minded than the denizens of DCâs concrete jungle.
âMaybe some petty cash to throw around,â Mulder said. âCasewise, not even a hunch yet. Just⌠stirrings.â
âYou know where the outhouse is,â Scully teased.
âYeah,â he said, his voice full of laughter. âHopefully not that kind of stirrings.â
Scully refrained from mentioning any other kind of stirrings. They had been in the bed long enough that she could feel Mulderâs warmth. She couldnât decide whether she hoped she would wake up in his arms or whether she dreaded it a little. It was comfortable, but it gave her body all the wrong ideas. It had been a while since sheâd had a partner for physical intimacy. It was such a specific loneliness, and strange to feel lying next to someone. Tantalusâ grapes were nothing compared to the temptation of Fox Mulder, long and lean and soap-scented beside her.
âWell,â she said. âGood night.â She turned over, facing the sofa.
âNight,â he said, sounding puzzled. Of course he was. He wasnât thinking about running his nose up her neck or tangling his legs with hers. She sighed to herself. She should have known better. Maybe sheâd move to the couch in the middle of the night. Sheâd probably fit. And then sheâd be out of range, uncuddleable, marooned on the island of her own senseless yearning. There had to be a spare blanket somewhere.
In Homer, there would be other things to focus on than the rise and fall of her desire. Like the tides here, it seemed to surge higher, tugging harder at her than it ever had before. She needed a break in the case to give her something else to focus on.
Theyâd find something tomorrow. Sheâd make sure of it. And when they came back, theyâd build a fire in the stove. Maybe theyâd set a watch in the night, to see what came out of the dark. If not, at least it would be warm enough they wouldnât need to curl into each other, preserving heat in the space between them.
Cover art by @rosenkranz-does-things (commission them!)
Scully and Mulder go undercover as a couple to investigate a rash of mysterious deaths in a remote Alaskan village to which there are no witnesses.
(This work is complete; chapters will be posted on Fridays; a smutty epilogue will be posted separately.)
75 k words to be posted in 17 chapters + epilogue; T for flirting, mild blood/gore/violence (canon-typical), and uncoworkerly thoughts; the late Season 1 baby agents undercover married slow burn only-one-bed fic cryptic cryptid monster of the week I always wanted to write (read on AO3)
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The eyes open to a cry of pulleys,
And spirited from sleep, the astounded soul
Hangs for a moment bodiless and simple
As false dawn.
Outside the open window
The morning air is all awash with angels.
- Richard Wilbur, Love Calls Us To The Things Of This World
At least the flight to Anchorage had involved a jet, small but steadier than the prop plane that had taken them to Icy Cape. Scully had been on worse flights. The view out the window had been stunning: snow-capped ridges of mountains where the Rockies and the Coast Mountains pushed into Canada, etched with deep forests and shining water. Anchorage sat at the head of the Cook Inlet. Their flight had come in over the water that lay just past the end of the runway. When they stepped into the parking lot, the air was crisp, a hint of salt under the usual notes of asphalt and exhaust. She breathed in, holding the sea in her lungs for a moment, grounding herself in this new place that smelled like her childhood homes.
Scully was glad theyâd dressed down for the flight: jeans and a sweatshirt made a better uniform here than her put-together skirt suits. Besides, they were here in a sort of casual undercover way, since there werenât any witnesses left to interrogate. This case was going to be about shoe leather, not testimony. Or in this case, shoe rubber: theyâd broken out the hiking boots.
âFirst impressions?â Mulder asked.
Scully looked around. Beyond the airport, mountains notched into the sky, their snowy shoulders barely brighter than the overcast. âI think I like Anchorage better than that Arctic research facility.â
âToo bad weâre not staying here.â Mulder gazed over the parking lot. It looked like any other airport parking lot, crammed with cars. The wind caught at the open front of his flannel overshirt. âRemind me where weâre going?â
âWeâre driving to Homer and then taking a boat to the village of Halibut Cove,â Scully said, dropping her duffel on the ground and pulling a well-worn map out of her backpack. "To be honest, village seems to be a generous term."
Mulder slipped on his sunglasses. The sky was cloudy but bright, reflecting on the distant water and the windshields of the cars. âHow long a drive?â
âFour hours or so,â Scully said, folding the map back and tracing the path with her finger. âStraight down Alaska Route 1 until we run out of road.â
âWeâll need snacks,â Mulder told her. âMaybe even a Slurpee if such delicacies are available. Nonstop summer fun, Scully.â
âCar first,â Scully reminded him, putting on her own sunglasses before picking up her bags again. âAnd Iâm not sure most summer fun involves investigating possible murders.â
âIâd say most people just donât know how to have fun, but thatâs a little insensitive.â Mulder started toward the rental fleet, matching the key in his hand to a Jeep Cherokee. âFour-wheel drive. Think we should expect the unexpected?â
âWith you, I always do,â Scully said.
Mulder grinned at her and reached for her bag. His fingers slid over her shoulder as he grabbed the strap. She yielded the bag to him, stepping back. He hefted it into the backseat and shoved his own in after it. The gas station on the edge of town yielded a bounty of snacks, including a slushie for Mulder. Scully stole a few sips to wash down her beef jerky and peach rings. The tart syrup and gritty ice tasted exactly like summer on the beach. It made a strange contrast with the lofty mountains and dense evergreens that crowded up to the road on both sides. Scully pulled her hands into the sleeves of her University of Maryland sweatshirt, cuddling deeper into the passenger seat.
âSo why do you think weâre here?â Mulder asked, his arm draped over the steering wheel. His lips were tinted artificial cherry red; they drew her eye. He held out his hand and Scully passed him a Red Vine. He poked it into his mouth like a cowboy with a stem of grass.
âWell, the oil company that wants to drill in the Cook Inlet was at odds with the residents of Halibut Cove,â Scully recited without taking the file from her backpack. âAs you might surmise from the name, Halibut Cove was founded as a fishing village and the town worried about the environmental impacts of an oil well in their front yard, so to speak. About two weeks ago, a young man paddled up to the dock in Homer, just across the water, claiming that he had seen an avenging angel who turned the townspeople into demons. He insisted it was some sort of beast, something beyond human. Representatives of the oil company whisked him away to their company headquarters in Texas, allegedly to protect him. When a few of the locals went to check on family and friends, they found that the entire population of Halibut Cove had vanished. The oil company is facing accusations that they disappeared around fifty people, including thirty-five to forty village residents and fifteen tourists, which they loudly deny, but the workers they hired to drill the well refuse to go near the site until the murderer is found. The single witnessâ descriptions of the angel donât match any inhabitant of the area or any known predator.â
âAnd no obvious signs of weapons or predation.â Mulder pulled the Red Vine out of his mouth and gestured with it. âNeither bear nor wolf, just good red herrings. But that doesnât answer my question.â
Scully sighed. âI imagine that the oil company representatives have powerful friends who brought this case to the attention of the FBI, rather than local authorities elevating this on the testimony of the lone witness, even if he is a military veteran. From my understanding, heâs been essentially in the custody of the oil company since his escape.â
âMm,â Mulder said. âFrom their lips to the directorâs ear.â
âAnd from there to the basement,â Scully agreed. âNobody else wants an unsolvable case, especially not one that might disappoint someone with influence. Too much risk.â
âWhat did I tell you when we met?â Mulder asked, tapping her with the hand that held the Red Vine. âNobody down here but the FBIâs most unwanted.â
She leaned her elbow on the door and braced her cheek on her thumb and index finger. âIt seems to me itâs the cases that are unwanted. They come to us because no one else is interested. Whatever happened here, nearly fifty people are missing or dead.â
Mulder smiled and took another bite of his Red Vine. âThen maybe itâs a good thing they find their way to us. We take them seriously. Justice, justice, you shall pursue.â
âAll the way to Alaska,â Scully said.
âTo the last frontier,â Mulder agreed.
âItâs certainly different from DC.â Scully gazed on the window at the rugged landscape. Mulderâs side of the road was mountains; Scully had forest and the occasional wash of calm water. Theyâd already passed a couple of trailheads, populated by dayhikers with brightly colored backpacks. âBeautiful.â
âIt is.â Mulder had finished his Red Vine. He reached into a bag of sunflower seeds and cracked one between his teeth. âCanât say I donât take you to the nicest places.â
Scully smiled into her hand. âI would never say that.â
Mulder glanced over at her, his eyes twinkling. He grinned as he reached for another sunflower seed.
The drive took longer than a flight would have, but at least they had more flexibility. Scully doubted there were many rental car counters in Homer, and if theyâd taken a seaplane directly to Halibut Cove, they would still have needed to requisition a boat from somewhere to get around the various parts of the spread-out village. Halibut Cove wasnât as isolated as some of the places theyâd investigated, but it wasnât convenient, either â there were no real roads, and no access except by air or water. But the Jeep helped their cover, even if they had to leave it across the bay from their desination: it made them look like a couple who were there to explore the relatively unsullied nature found around Halibut Cove but didn't understand the place, outsiders who associated the vehicle with adventure.
âI wonder if weâll see a moose?â Scully said.
âYou see moose all the time,â Mulder told her. He glanced at her puzzled expression. âThat was my nickname, on the basketball team when I was in high school.â
She tipped her head at him. âYouâre tall, but I never considered you megafauna.â
âOne of my teammates saw one on vacation in Maine. He said it looked like me because I had a big rack.â He mimed spreading his arms without taking his hands off the wheel. âYou know. Typical teenage boy logic. Moose.â
âSo, what, that makes me Squirrel?â she teased.
âIf the tiny shoe fits.â He winked at her.
She sighed in mock frustration. âSpeaking of secret identities, we should work on ours.â
âAlready done.â Mulder cracked a seed. âFileâs in my backpack.â
Scully reached into the backseat and extracted the folder. There was a tiny envelope stapled inside containing two plain wedding bands and an engagement ring with a glittering, ostentatious diamond. She passed the larger ring to Mulder and slipped the other two onto her finger.
âThat was my job,â Mulder said with a pout.
She shot him a sardonic look and flipped through the rest of the documents. âPlease tell me this is a joke.â
âWhat?â Mulder said, all innocence.
âJonathan and Mina Harker? Those are the identities you invented for us? To catch a murderer that allegedly turns its victims into demons that only emerge at night?â
âYou can go by Willa if you want,â Mulder said, smiling out at the landscape.
âMulder, this isnât funny. People may have died.â
âIf the perpetrator is human and versed in the classics, theyâll know weâre onto them.â Mulder cracked a sunflower seed. âItâs a strategy to draw them out.â
âAnd if the perpetrator isnât human?â Scully waved the file. âThis isnât disrespectful in some way?â
âDracula met his righteous end,â Mulder said. âItâs a promise to the victims. Justice, remember?â
Scully eyed him skeptically. âIâm not letting you pick the names next time we go undercover.â
âDeal,â he said, but he was still smiling a little.
âWilla Harker,â she said to herself experimentally. âI donât think so. Too many Williams in my family.â
âMine too,â Mulder said. âBut maybe not Jonâs or Minaâs.â
âYou better not have given me a sister named Lucy,â Scully said. âWilla Harker." She tasted the name, rolling it around in her mind. "Itâs a little better.â
Mulder just laughed and they drove on down the highway, the landscape wilder every mile.
Homer wasnât a bustling metropolis; they drove straight through it and onto the long spit that extended into the bay. It was easy to find a place to rent a boat. The young woman behind the counter was about the same height as Scully. She had dark hair and eyes that implied Alaska Native ancestry. Her nametag read âGraceâ. She smiled as they came in. âHi, folks. How can I help you? Fishing trip? Kayak rental? Boat tour of Katchemak Bay?â
âHi,â Scully said. âIâm Willa Harker, and this is my husband Jon. Weâd like to rent a boat for a couple of days. Well, close to a week, reallyâweâre headed out to Halibut Cove.â
âYeah,â Mulder said, leaning on the counter, âweâve got a little cottage reserved.â
âOh,â Grace said. âUm. Iâm not sure the cottages are open.â
âWhy not?â Scully said lightly.
âThe, um, tides,â Grace said. âTheyâve been really erratic.â She glanced down. âAnd everyone evacuated because there was a tsunami warning, I think. You know, because of the volcano. It erupted in January, so folks are leery. Iâm not sure that theyâre back yet. Youâd be all on your own.â
âWell, thatâs a shame,â Mulder said. âWe were hoping to get in some nice hiking, maybe see some wildlife.â
âGosh, Iâm sure we would have heard about a tsunami warning,â Scully said. âI suppose you canât be too careful.â
âYeah, but we only have a week of vacation,â Mulder said. âCorporate doesnât care about tsunami warnings. Can we still get a boat? We prepaid for the cottage.â
âI wouldnât go there right now,â Grace said.
âOh, but itâs my dream vacation,â Scully said, trying to sound like a nature enthusiast. âI had a friend who came here a few years ago. She said it was the most beautiful place sheâd ever been.â
âPlease, Grace,â Mulder said in a quiet voice. âFor my wife?â He managed to imply that maybe this was their last vacation, that their marriage was in danger or that Scully was sick and running out of time. It was oddly compelling, even to Scully, who knew better. It didn't really fit with their honeymoon backstory, but she admitted it was working.
âI can rent you a boat,â Grace said, relenting. âAnd, um, Iâll come with you.â She was clearly reluctant. âMy uncle has a few cottages. If yours is⌠closed, I can put you in one of his. Thereâs only one restaurant in Halibut Cove, though, and itâs closed too. Youâll have to take your own food.â
âGive us an hour?â Mulder said.
Grace nodded. âIâll have it ready then.â
Mulder tapped the counter. âPerfect.â
âThank you, Grace,â Scully said.
Mulder put his arm around her shoulders as they left. âShe knows something.â
âOf course she knows something,â Scully said. âTowns this small, word gets around.â
âOne witness,â Mulder said. âAnd that witness essentially in the custody of the oil company, in the name of protecting him.â
Scully sighed. âYou know how gossip works. Nothing travels faster than the rumor of a monster.â
âBut if the witnessâ report is to be believed, thereâs almost nothing left of the townspeople to gossip about.â Mulder steered Scully toward a small grocery store. âGone. Poof. Overnight, a whole village disappeared.â
âImagine the rumors,â Scully said. âIt might be worse not having heard the story. Iâm sure that there are legends of monsters in these woods.â
âSharp teeth,â Mulder said. âHot breath on the back of your neck in the night.â
âThat better not be a monster,â Scully said. âBecause Iâm feeling your breath on my neck right now.â
âItâs not night, Willa,â Mulder teased. âIâm a perfectly normal man until the sun sets.â
âGood thing there are 19 hours of daylight here in mid-June.â She glanced up at him over her shoulder, and he pouted at her.
âHowâs a perfectly normal man supposed to get any shuteye?â
Scully smirked at him. âI didnât think you slept anyway.â
He clicked his tongue sadly. âAnd here I thought you were about to suggest a blindfold.â
She rolled her eyes. âMaybe thatâs our next âvacationâ. We can investigate the seedy underbelly of the circus world. Iâll throw the daggers; you get strapped to the spinning wheel.â
âOooh.â He grabbed a cart from the corral in the grocery store parking lot. âDonât tempt me, Willa.â
They loaded the cart with a few daysâ worth of food: soup, peanut butter, bread, lunch meat, sliced cheese, instant coffee, plus sunscreen and bug spray. They'd already encountered clouds of tiny mosquitos. Scully tossed a package of pads in on top of a flat of bottled water. Mulder raised an eyebrow.
âJust in case,â she said. âWe might be here a few weeks.â He nodded and snagged a bag of Dove chocolate squares when they went through the candy aisle, dropping it in with the rest of their supplies. She looked at him and he put a finger to his mouth, winking.
They bought a cooler and packed all the groceries into it, carrying it between them back to the boat rental. Scully got out the bug spray halfway there and spritzed them both; the speed of the boat would deter the mosquitos, but on the dock, they were surrounded. Grace was there to help them into the boat.
âThis is my cousin Logan,â she said, waving a hand at a stocky twenty-something sitting behind the controls of a second boat. âHeâll follow us to Halibut Cove soâs he can bring me back once I help you find your cottage.â
âSounds good,â Scully said. Mulder helped her into their boat and passed down the cooler. He retrieved their bags from the car and handed those down too.
âYou have to be careful in the bay,â Grace said, sounding much more confident. âPlease put on your lifevests. Itâs very important that you wear them. The water is cold, and the tides here can be extremely dangerous. Do you have any experience with boats?â
âWilla does,â Mulder said, jerking his thumb at Scully before he finished buckling on his vest.
âDonât be so shy, Jon,â Scully said. âYou practically grew up on the water.â
âMotorboatâs a little different from a sailboat,â Mulder said. âPlus, like Grace said, the waterâs colder here. Iâll let you drive.â He tightened the straps of his vest.
Grace showed them the controls, took them out into the bay, pointed out the major hazards. The middle of the bay was deep enough to navigate easily, but closer to the land, there were shoals to run aground on, especially if they got caught by the unpredictable tides.
âWe have rip tides and bore tides,â Grace said, sounding almost proud. âThe Cook Inlet has some of the largest and most dangerous tides in the world. And we are at risk for tsunamis, because of the Ring of Fire.â
âRight,â Scully said. âThatâs why everythingâs closed in Halibut Cove.â
âYes,â Grace said, lowering her eyes.
âWeâll be extra careful,â Mulder promised. Scully gazed at the water, marking the safe routes in her mind. Grace took them almost straight across the bay, just south of the spit of land that formed the bulk of Halibut Cove, and tied up their boat at a dock among a cluster of others that sheltered under carport-like roofs. Her cousin idled at the end of the dock, apparently disinclined to venture onto the island. Grace helped him secure his boat to the very end of the dock as Mulder and Scully unloaded their supplies. He said something to her, too low to hear. Her reply was curt.
When they were ready, Grace came back up the dock. She frowned, looking up at the village, saying almost nothing as she showed them the boardwalk that fronted the cove. There were several small businesses â a coffee shop, a couple of art galleries, and the usual cottage rentals and wilderness tours â but they all seemed empty. There was a chalkboard outside the coffee shop promoting their strawberry rhubarb scones.
âDo you know where your cottage is?â Grace asked.
Mulder shrugged. âI didnât exactly have an address for it. We were supposed to meet them here.â
âOkay.â Grace stopped at a gallery, opening the unlocked door, and retrieved a key from an equally unsecured office. The kind of town where doors didnât need to be locked, Scully thought, except maybe during tourist season.
âThis was the only one there was a key for,â Grace said, a frown drawing her eyebrows together. âItâs not very big, but it is close.â
âLead the way,â Mulder said, shifting the cooler. Heâd insisted on carrying it down the boardwalk. Scully shouldered both their duffel bags along with her backpack. It was a short walk, just a few minutes down the boardwalk, up a short flight of steps. The cottage was adorable, which mostly meant small, but the one room looked cozy and clean when Grace unlocked it. There was a kitchen with a sink, a fridge, a two-burner stove top for cooking, and a wood stove for heat. Separated from the kitchen area by a half-wall was the sleeping area, mostly taken up by a queen bed, a small sofa tucked into a window nook beside it. The half-wall was topped with a small flat counter that extended into the sleeping area, a bench tucked underneath.
âItâs lovely,â Scully said. She put a hand on Mulderâs arm. âDonât you think so, Jon?â
âDefinitely,â Mulder said, setting down the cooler. âExactly what we were hoping for. It might even be bigger than our first apartment in New York City. Thank you so much, Grace.â
âThereâs an outhouse out back,â Grace said. âYou can use the showers at the gallery I showed you. Bathroom too, if youâre willing to walk. Wood for the stove should be stacked out by the outhouse.â
âRustic,â Mulder said in an approving tone. Scully had a brief uncharitable thought about people who found it simple to pee while standing.
Grace hesitated. âYouâre sure you want to stay here? All alone?â
âOf course,â Scully said. She leaned into Mulder a little and he put his arm around her. âItâs our honeymoon. Who wouldnât like the privacy?â
âWe donât mind roughing it a little,â Mulder said. âAnd hey, maybe one morning weâll wake up and everybody will have come back. How long can tsunami season last?â
âMaybe,â Grace said. Her brow was still furrowed.
âDonât worry about us,â Scully assured her. âWeâre only a boat ride away, right?â
âSure,â Grace said. She turned toward the stairs that led back to the boardwalk and then looked back. âDonât forget to wear your lifevests, okay? Itâs beautiful here, but itâs dangerous too.â
âWe will,â Scully promised. Mulderâs arm was still around her shoulders.
âSee you in a few days,â he told Grace.
Grace nodded and left, waving goodbye. Then the door closed and they were alone.
âCan I interest you in a walk?â Mulder said, giving her a reflexive squeeze before dropping his arm. âA little sight-seeing, a little evidence gathering.â
âLetâs put the food away first,â Scully said. She started to unpack the cooler. Mulder moved the bags to the bedroom, setting her duffel and backpack on the lone bed and his things on the couch cozied up next to it. He came back to take the cans of soup and set them on top of the short fridge.
âAt least thereâs still electricity,â he said. âAnd hey, a local map.â He picked up a laminated map.
Scully straightened up. She glanced at the map as Mulder traced the illustrated paths with one finger. It looked hand-drawn. âProbably a generator around somewhere too, if we can find the gas for it. I imagine itâs necessary from time to time.â
âThereâs extra fuel in the boat,â he pointed out. âProbably some of the others, too, if we needed to scavenge.â
Scully nodded. They both remembered the generator in the Olympic National Forest and the single flickering bulb that had kept the insects at bay. She suspected neither of them would ever be in the woods again without thinking of the eerie luminescent cloud descending. She picked up her pack, took out a bundle of non-essentials, and then shouldered it. âReady to look around?â
He hefted his backpack. âBear spray and my gun.â He took out his weapon and holstered it at his hip, under his flannel shirt. The bear spray went into his chest pocket. He slung the strap of a camera around his neck: a different kind of protection. âYou?â
She lifted the hem of her sweatshirt, revealing her own weapon. âFirst aid kit in my pack. Pocketknife. Mace on my keychain.â
âWill that deter a bear?â
âThatâs not my usual concern,â she said.
âOh,â he said. âYouâre packing all the time.â
She looked away. âHonestly, being on the lookout for easily identifiable predators is something of a relief. Even if it is some strange new species.â
âMy theory is that itâs not so new,â he said, as they left the cottage, locking the door behind them. âWeâre looking for something like the original reports of the Jersey Devil. Not the wild woman we found in the woods, but the bat-like creature from much earlier sightings. Red eyes. Dark wings.â
âBut vampiric. A vampire bat-thing.â
He nodded. âEssentially. I think that comes the closest to explaining the villagers who got turned into demons.â
âHow does that square with the report of an angel?â she asked as they descended the stairs to the boardwalk. By unspoken mutual consent, they turned toward the lighthouse.
He shrugged. âEven angels can go bad, Scully.â
âWilla,â she said automatically, scanning the empty buildings of the village as they passed.
âWilla,â he corrected. His voice was warm around the strange name with its familiar sounds.
âThereâs a chance weâre not alone,â she said. âThe villagers might be gone, but there could be other adventurers out there.â
âHoneymooners like us,â he teased.
She shot him a look. âHunters. Survivalists. Murderers.â
âAngels,â he said solemnly.
âAngels,â she sighed.
The buildings on the boardwalk had been clustered together, but the cottages and businesses began to spread out as they got further from the dock. Like their own cottages, many of the buildings were up a flight of narrow stairs from the main boardwalk, tucked into the trees. After few hundred feet, the boardwalk ended. They continued onto the trail to the lighthouse, a faint path marked through the cleared meadows that rose toward the edge of the land. Mulder took a few photos as they went.
âNo moose so far,â he said as they picked their way up the trail.
âAside from the obvious.â Scully touched a cluster of unripe berries on a bush. âTheir buffet isnât quite ready.â
âSomething had a feast.â Mulder cupped a hand over his eyes and looked toward the sky. âNo vultures.â
âNo remains,â Scully pointed out. At least, I havenât seen any.â
Mulder grunted agreement.
There was another grouping of cottages along the trail, closer to the lighthouse. All seemed to have been occupied until recently â there were suitcases with clothes spilling out, dry-bristled toothbrushes by the sinks. Mulder documented the scenes. Scully took quiet solace in the fact that there were no childrenâs clothes. The lighthouse itself looked more like a church, a house-sized building with a lamp for a steeple. The door was unlocked; inside, it was furnished as a vacation rental. Perfectly clean, perfectly innocuous.
âWe could have stayed here,â Scully said as they stepped out again. âLook at this view. No electricity, though â not much of a lighthouse these days, with no one to keep it lit.â
Mulder pointed as they rounded the corner. âAnd itâs still got an outhouse.â
âI donât imagine people living without indoor plumbing or electricity, these days,â Scully said. âI guess itâs not so uncommon. Wouldnât make it easy to communicate with the outside world.â
âMeanwhile, here we come with our GPS units and our cell phones,â Mulder said. âImposing our will on nature. Out of sync with the rhythm of the wilderness.â He looked at her. âOr maybe thatâs just the jet lag.â
She laughed. âDC to Halibut Cove is a long haul.â
âIn so many ways,â he agreed. "Anyway, I forgot to requisition a GPS unit."
"The authentic experience," she said.
Beyond the lighthouse, the bay looked serene. The dangerous water was a bright blue-green close to shore, deepening to midnight. Across the bay, the mountains behind Homer heaved out of the water.
Scully stood next to Mulder, not too close to the edge of the little cliff that dropped into the water. He picked up the camera and aimed it at her. âSmile, Willa.â
She squinted into the light, brushing hair out of her face as the cameraâs shutter clicked. She wondered what he saw through the viewfinder. âWindblown Willa.â
âWilla in the wild,â Mulder said.
Scully looked out over the bay again. âItâs a beautiful place.â
Mulder hummed agreement. âYou could believe people would honeymoon here.â
âIs this where youâd go?â Scully asked. She knew so much about Mulder, but he still surprised her. âI didnât think rustic was your preference.â
âI havenât spent a whole lot of time pondering my honeymoon, but I think I could be happy anywhere with the right person,â Mulder mused. He gazed out over the water, then glanced at Scully. âSurprised?â
âHonestly, yes,â Scully said. âI thought you were a three-star hotel in a European city kind of guy. Not that I've thought about it much.â
He chuckled. âI could definitely be happy there,â he said. âStill takes the right person.â
She looked at him, on the point of saying something else sheâd probably regret, but then her stomach growled.
âDinnertime?â he asked, raising an eyebrow.
âGuess so,â she said. They took one last look over the water and headed back down the trail.
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You mentioned this work being one of your favorites, and I saw on your profile that you allowed fanart/transformative works based on your work. I wanted to make something based on your beautiful ficâand I have to admit there are so many beautiful moments I got a little carried away and couldnât stop wanting to draw the whole work as like a graphic novel, but I settled for this line which is one of my favorites. (Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably!)
Everyone should check out this beautiful fic! Seriously, itâs a lovely exploration of MSR with rich proseâitâs so poetic and expertly crafted.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15557
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This was fun to paintâI havenât broken out the watercolors in a bit, and it was so fun to be inspired by your incredible writing. Thank you @poangpals for hosting!!! â¤ď¸ Hope you have a great rest of summer!
[[Also in case it wasnât clear, these words are not mine and belong to the wonderful@leiascully !]]
I'm just thinking about msr things that we gloss over.
In Tooms, we think about the conversation in the car, how Scully said she wouldn't put herself on the line for anyone but him.
But we gloss over the fact that Mulder gives her his sandwich that he's taken a bite out of. like okay you two are comfortable enough with each other to share your half eaten food. in season 1.
In Monday, one of the time loops has Scully going to the bank to deposit Mulder's paycheck. okay Scully, you have access to his bank account why? because y'all are married.
within the first 12 episodes, they had both seen each other in their underwear in non-sexy way like the levels of ease and casual intimacy were off the charts from moment go
i unearthed a very indignant list in my notes app titled "Shit that happens to Scully while she's pregnant" that i wrote during a 2015 rewatch. i present it to you here, one decade later, unedited and undiluted. almost all of it is under the cut because it's unbelievably long and, let's be real, much of what happens to Scully while she's pregnant is horrifying. so without further ado:
Shit that happens to Scully while she's pregnant
She gets violently shaken and rejected by an invisible force field and nearly passes out
HOSPITALIZATION #1
Her partner and, you know, *partner* Mulder is abducted and disappears
Participates in manhunt for Mulder
Has recurring psychic nightmares about Mulder being tested/tortured
Finds out Mulder was dying
Is stalked and spied on at her apartment
Sees an alien bounty hunter in the form of her missing lover/babydaddy maybe (?????)
ATTEMPT ON LIFE #1 (by alien bounty hunter)
Shoots alien bounty hunter in neck and kills him
Breathes in noxious alien blood fumes
Attacked by bat monster (ATTEMPT ON LIFE #2???)
Shoots bat monster
FYI also constantly autopsying dead bodies
Stranded carless in Creeptown USA
Watches someone get stoned to death
Begs for life and life of baby: Â IGNORED
Wounded and intentionally infected by enormous, possibly sacred, seizure-causing parasite (ATTEMPT ON LIFE #3)
Starts a fire
Has worm CUT OUT OF HER BACK with no anesthetic.
HOSPITALIZATION#2
Watches a psychic get a symbol branded into her forehead by metaphysical forces
HOSPITALIZATION #3 (no direct causal trauma this time)
ATTEMPT ON LIFE #4 (by new partner Doggett, but in a dream maybe and she never knew?)
Nothing too awful happens for maybe three episodes
Discovers her baby might be an alien
Sedated against her will
HOSPITALIZATION #4
More psychic nightmares about Mulder
Sees Mulder dead
Discovers Mulder's 3-month-old corpse is actually alive
Holds hands a lot with the living corpse and has ALL THE FEELINGS
Learns that Mulder's living corpse will be resurrected as an alien unless they can treat it for an alien virus
Acts as DOCTOR for Deadalive Mulder and saves him
So Mulder is alive again now! Â Good, but it's gotta be weird. Â
Finds out Mulder's brain condition is gone and he's in good health
PS LONGEST PREGNANCY EVARRR
Searing abdominal pains = HOSPITALIZATION #5
Placenta problemz
This woman's been nearly killed 4 times and hospitalized 5 times and you also expect her to deal with Mulder's passive aggressive unspoken butt-hurt drama about who the baby's daddy is? Â IT'S YOU DUMMY. Â Or maybe an alien. Â Not sure.
Exposed to black oil (which turns out to be dead) and maybe radiation? Â Should you still be doing autopsies, Scully?
Forced onto maternity leave FINALLY
AGAIN WITH THE ROGUE AUTOPSIES SCULLY!?!?
Look, a baby shower OMG SOMETHING NORMAL HAPPENED (side note: Â who are all these girlfriends Scully suddenly has???)
Oh wait, false alarm, the supposed "nurse" her Mom hires uses the party to exchange Scully's pills with other pills NEVERMIND
Catches/confronts the fake nurse sneaking around
HOSPITALIZATION #6
Flees apartment to avoid being killed by AlienResurrectionBilly Miles, only to dubiously rescued by mortal enemy Krycek
Finds out her baby is an ultra super human alien hybrid NBD
Cool I'll just hang out at this abandoned hot springs town with Monica Reyes and no running water and wait to go into labor
Except EVERYONE IS A SUPER ALIEN OUT TO GET ME AND MY SOON TO BE BORN CHILD
And he's finally born! Â Stand down, super soldier aliens. Â
in case it was not made evident by my palpable ire, this was the last time i watched seasons 8 & 9 đ
Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
the dog's name might have actually been Buddy, bewildering the owner in the moment
a friendly dog who sometimes gets walked by a paid walker, goes to doggy daycare, goes to the dog park with a walker or their other owner, or has an entire veterinary office in their thrall may indeed have friends their owner doesn't know about
seems like this has happened before lol
and a bonus slightly tangential thought:
it is one of the best feelings in the world when a dog recognizes you in public. i've run into dogs in the wild that i sat for and they're always SO STOKED to see me, it makes me feel like a dog celebrity
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Btw, the options are not my opinions!! Just things I have observed in fandoms! Now I am mentally adding "The comment consists of emojis" and "The comment has less characters than the words Thank you" to my collection, based on some of the tags I've gotten on here!
But the numbers donât lie. It sounds like barely anyone bought tickets. Thatâs embarrassing for you all to be part of a fandom thatâs basically nonexistent.
It's embarrassing for you to spend all your time harassing people you're obsessed with in a fandom you claim not to even enjoy. We're having fun. You're just sitting in your hateful little cave with your fingers crossed for bad news so you can type out your cringe little messages about how we shouldn't be enjoying ourselves because you're incapable of happiness.
Here's some bad news for you: if TXF has one fan, I'm still alive. And I promise I'll outlive you :)
Here's the thing, and this is not for the full kitchen sink drain catcher who sends me these messages:
You don't have to like things that are popular. You don't have to look for or enjoy the mainstream stuff. The fic on AO3 that only has the blessing of your one lone kudo can be your favorite piece of writing on this earth. Your favorite song can be one that will never make it to the top 100 or even 100 people's ears. Your favorite movie can be a short you found on a website so obscure it isn't even Poob. Who cares.
Find your niche and dig in. There's joy to be found. It's fun with friends, but it can also be fun on your own, or with just a few other people.
I've liked TXF when it was one of the most popular shows in the country. I've liked TXF when it was it was petering out under the weight of its own unwieldy storyline and actor drama. I've liked TXF when it was off the air and never coming back, when it was revived as a second movie, when it was revived for two more bewigged short seasons. I like TXF now, when it's been buried at least five times. I don't care if I'm visiting a grave. I love a lot of dead things, and dead shows, and dead people, and dead pets, and I don't think that love ever has to end.
I contemplated for a second that David Duchovny might have Chris Carter as a guest on his podcast about failure. Then I realized CC has that insane, delusional white man confidence that even if DD straight up asked if he considered certain creative decisions along the way in TXF failures (like idk, the whole William thing, the breakup, the lack of a show bible, IWTB as a whole), CC would just be like "nope!" And DD would be like "ok...this episode was sponsored by Blue Apron." and then it would just end. shortest podcast episode ever.
âCovid game me narcolepsyâ no you fucking pervert it didnât. Youâre just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didnât make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and NecrophiliaâŚ.
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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called SchrĂśdinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
You do realize they're only together because they're "perfect opposites" or whatever and they only stay with each other because they're so perfect for each other. That's what you all call the greatest love story of all time? Yikes.
oh love is dead anon you are slippin bc bb I gotta say: that makes no sense.
anywaysssss mama I made it!! đ I've been waiting a long time for this moment. I'd like to thank @leiascully, @muldersfingers, and @calimanc for helping me run the server, I adore you three. and Cali, if you're still up, it's time for bed love turn off the tv. I'd also like to thank @sagan-starstuff for telling me to go to the ER that one time, and @laurencem for making me a blinkie and for stalking that watch duty app to make sure that I was still good when CA was on fire.
thank you to @illaisland for sending me little paper boats when anth*m stole my boat birthday party. oh and I must thank @graciehart and @xf-cases-solved for being up late w me for west coastie hours. and thank you to @numinousmysteries for saying the funniest shit on the daily and to @thefinestmuffins for finding us that script this morning.
@libbytxf, @thatfragilecapricorn30, @catharsisxf, @randomfoggytiger, @spooky-jordan, love y'all, couldn't have made it here without you.
thank you all for believing in me. I truly could not have done it without each of you (and all the other pals that have contributed to this moment)