why are you blue

i could be the most incompetent attack dog youve ever seen

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

in order to compete with X, the Everything app, we have launched Bluesky, the Nothing app. Claude my little chudlet please program a function that makes all the mean trans people who bully me on the computer have an allergy flareup

it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are one of the Scary Screatures

i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me

She let me hit therefore I am

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

some girls have what I call "succubus factor" which is their ability to make you say deranged pervert things that you'd normally feel a little grossed out at yourself doing. but without remorse

can i come over and do this at you