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I don’t give a fuck about Isaac Newton discovering that shit goes down when you let go of it. Wow queen what a fucking epiphany

way to over simplify a revolutionary scientific discovery. He didn’t discover shit falls, he pioneered the answer as to WHY shit falls. Sure you can drop something and say it falls, but if you didn’t know what gravity was, could you tell someone why that happens?

this hit me like a bus

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

humanity has suffered 100 years of straight cinema now i think its about time to balance the scales with 100 years of gay film its only fair

this looks like a pic from a ‘Caring for a Local Washed Up Cryptid’ WikiHow

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

@hyperzephyrianlives

*shoving kleenexes into my purse* who’s crying? you’re crying. I’m not crying

congrats on your new kittens, sir

I think my favorite thing is that one of the kittens clearly went “HUMAN!  A Human!  A Human will help!”  and swam out to the boat, and when it turned out that the Human would, in fact, help, called out to its sibling.  Because, yes, help, we are lost?  Human help please

@polyacery @albatris @wizorab

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.