Yo what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

Item: Nozzle of Infinite Water

boom click the sound of my dick

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

no nonsense november. everyone just be fucking sensible for once.

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

how I stay sane

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time