Near Perfect Escapism

SPRING TIME IN AUSTRALIA IS LITERALLY THE MOST STUPID FUCKING THING OH MY GOD CAN THEY CHANGE THE NAME TO ‘A SLIGHTLY COOLER SUMMER WHERE DEMONIC BIRDS FLY AT YOU FROM THE SKY AND TRY TO KILL YOU’ BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT FUCKING IS

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

Bordering on nothing. It’s pretty the same except for whose punchable mouth it’s coming out of.

this is exactly how it needs to end

bruh

Everyone is Different - by Karkat Vantas

If this is Storytime with Karkat, why was Dave complaining