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A good piggy is a lazy piggy, so let’s all remember to spend plenty of time on the couch! I know in the beginning it might be hard to stay on the couch all day, but after a few weeks of denying yourself a walk around the neighborhood or a trip to the gym in exchange for the coziest spot in the house, you’ll forget all about exercise in no time!

Just like an athlete, it’s smart to prepare yourself for couch training, but instead of stretches we’ll be gathering supplies to keep us happy, comfy, and fed all day! Remember, when we’re prepared, we don’t have to get up!

Some handy piggy supplies might include your favorite blanket, some nice stretchy pajama pants for when you’ve been snacking, a nice big drink that you won’t have to refill, and of course, enough snacks to last you at least 3 hours! If you’re like me and you like variety, go ahead and bring everything you might want to eat into your piggy pad with you so that you don’t have to get up when you inevitably get hungry for it!

When it comes to couch training, lazy piggies shouldn’t look to accomplish much, but here are some activities to help keep you sedentary! There’s always tv to provide hours and hours of mind numbing entertainment, but don’t forget about movies, feedee podcasts, or even audio books! Having to actually read books might be hard for the lazier piggy, so don’t feel like you need to challenge yourself with any of those! Playing video games, scrolling TikTok, or watching dirty videos are other great options! Doing things that don’t require a lot of brain power is key!

Another good activity for couch piggies is playing with yourself, stuffing, or sexting/facetiming your feeder! If your feeder is home with you, you can always incorporate feedings into couch training, too, as a reward or incentive to not get up!

When you’ve thoroughly exhausted yourself by sitting on your ass and eating all day, it might be time for a much deserved nap! Couch training should include frequent naps so that the piggy doesn’t get too tired to eat!

If the piggy ever gets sore or feels the need to stretch after sitting for so long, try taking some pain meds and massaging your fat rather than getting up! If your feeder is home, ask them to rub you down to help with the soreness. There are also plenty of stretches piggies can do while remaining seated! You know you don’t really want to get up, so don’t!

Well, that’s not strictly true.

There’s too fat to walk,

Too fat to touch yourself.

Too fat to breathe unassisted,

Too fat for clothes,

And too fat to move (or be moved).

hi 💓💓 i wanted to think about this one more before responding, i've mentioned a few aspects of both answers here already haha, though i'll try add additional thoughts too 🌷 in my current body, some of the things i notice (and enjoy 😳) are...

🌸 when i find myself struggling with smaller spaces in general, or taking up more space! i’m realising I find it harder to navigate spaces or a gap i should be able to walk through easily but i’m big enough now that i rather can’t or need to squeeze through 😵‍💫😵‍💫 recently I’ve found myself sometimes getting a little stuck between the space between chairs in my dining room and the wall, and it always makes me a little lightheaded 😵‍💫 i also like when i need to walk a different direction because i’m definitely too fat to get through a certain space

🌸 definitelyyy the heaviness, i’m actually at a stage now where i can really feel it when i move around! when i climb stairs i can feel the heaviness of my body making each lifting myself onto each step more difficult, and i always get a little excited when i’m noticing the effort i’m putting into it 😵‍💫 this also applies to standing up from a sitting position, and i can feel the gravity on all my extra weight and i’m fighting with it just to move around

🌺 in the future i’m excited for building on both of these! for taking up space, even though it will be super embarrassing, it’s really appealing to think about reaching a size where i don’t really fit into most standard furniture without my body fat spilling over it, or where i need more than one seat on buses and planes because i’m so big 😵‍💫😵‍💫 i also like this combined with my girlfriend, and the idea of them squished against my body in a two seat (or bed, or other furniture) that i’m taking up most of the space of 😵‍💫😵‍💫 its also really hot to think about being too big for any rides and the embarrassment of trying to squish into them even when you can just look at me and know it obviously won’t work because i’m drastically too big, anything with size limits is similar actually, especially if it’s that it can’t fit around my body as opposed to just simply weighing too much (though this is appealing too) — another note on this, which isn’t really a limitation but still something i really really want is being so big that my girlfriend can’t wrap their arms around me, and that getting more and more apparent as i get bigger

🌺 additionally, for mobility stuff, honestly most of losing it is super appealing 😵‍💫😵‍💫 i was talking today actually about how i’m super weak because i’ve never been active and don’t really want “activity to maintain strength” to be an aspect of my weight gain! I want to feel my body being so weak that it struggles under all the excess weight, and to find movement more difficult even at smaller sizes that could easily have better mobility ☺️☺️ overall though, I love the idea of that “heavy” feeling increasing, and everything requiring a lot of extra effort, I loveelove the idea of noticing how difficult it is to walk around with so much fat on my body, and watching that increase from struggling with long walks, to struggling with short walks, to struggling with every step because the weight of my body is so so heavy that even just lifting my leg with so much fat weighing me down is too difficult 😵‍💫😵‍💫and i love the idea of realising that it’s harder and harder to climb stairs, struggling to pull myself up steps and relying on handrails, reaching a point where i need to stopping after a few steps… soso exciting 😵‍💫😵‍💫 similarly i love thinking about the day where i’m finally so big that i realize i can’t get off the bed, or my couch, without support, and the shock horror (and desire) of trying and noticing i can’t anymore, even when i try desperately, and notice how completely helpless under my weight i am 😵‍💫😵‍💫 and all the dependency that comes after that, i think a lot about the idea of trying to waddle a few steps and having my feeder stood beside me encouraging me and resting a hand against me while i shake and wobble and pant from it all (related, the idea of reaching a point where i’m always panting a little because i just can’t handle all the fat 😵‍💫😵‍💫)

🌺 not necessarily a “limitation” but kinda a cause of them developing haha (maybe a mental limitation??)… i also like knowing that with every milestone my ability to reverse my decision is like… slowly diminishing 😵‍💫😵‍💫 like… right now i still feel im control but as i get bigger i’ll find it harder to resist the desire to eat more, and get fatter, and eat even more, and get even fatter, and i think the idea of getting completely stuck in this cycle and feeling myself get further and further into an irreversible feedee mindset where i’m almost destined to become a big beautiful blob of a girl 😵‍💫😵‍💫 and it will get more and more intense and even now i’m wondering if i could even escape this fate if i tried to, haha

Feeling everyone treat you differently, feeling that dress cling to every soft growing curve. Knowing exactly what they're all thinking as they scan you up and down.

Feeling the realization deepen... it's real and there's no going back. You're the fat friend, the pig, the insatiable gluttonous girl who they keep around to eat the leftovers and make them look thin.

it feels so much like karma 😩 I heard some remarks about my weight from my friends this morning (they didn’t know I heard) and omgggg😵‍💫😳🥴

I’m exactly where the girls I used to pick on were! Only… I won’t be able to loose the weight ever again. While those girls lost the weight and beautified themselves and worked hard to get to where they are now…

I realize I DO NOT have the same strength they had in order pull themselves out of that 😭

Going from the hot girl all the men flirt with in the club, to an awkward fatty covered in lard who’s only at the club to make your other friends look hotter next to you by comparison is a different level of humiliating 😶‍🌫️

the way I see guys glance at my belly then my face caked in makeup to hide the habits of a grease-filled diet and then watch their gaze turn to the other girls and see their expression soften is making me feel a mix of anxiety, humiliation and…something else 😳

like I’m thinking “I swear used to be hot!!! 😩😩” as I look down and feel the resistance of my double chin create fatty face folds while all I can see is belly.. can’t even see my feet 🤭 I can’t even see any girl who is bigger or as big as me here, they all have flat tummies, perfect hair and makeup… I’m jealous but at the same time I feel like I’m still one of them??

Not one man has smiled at me or approached me, but my friends have gotten guys numbers within the first 20 minutes of being here 🙃