Crocs and shitposting

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

if Tumblr is just gonna post ads with naked women then I'm just gonna post my own naked woman cause who gives a fuck

No pussy on tumblr.

this is like if perry the platypus was the villain and heinz doofenshmirtz was the secret agent

Let's squeak with mama

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing