Substantial Conundrum

Talking to my baby makes me feel like a video game tutorial. "You can manipulate objects in your environment by using the HAND function. Go ahead and try it now."

If an item you want is too far away, you can combine the ARM tool with the REACH action! It sounds hard, but it's actually quite simple.

By the way, a month and a half after making this post, he did it :) He reached up and grabbed a crab toy that dangles from the top of his rocking chair. Right on schedule for that milestone, I'm very proud!

time for crab

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

why doesn’t that bitch ever update 😭

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

I thought I dreamt this video

Always reblog~

My cousin once showed me this from a facebook repost because he knows I like pokemon and teen titans, not knowing it was my art. Didnt tell him cuz then he’d look for my blog.

Girl to girl communication