smol but will fihgt

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

it fucken WIMDY

Happy 7 year anniversary to “it fucken WIMDY”!

We need more queer spaces that are centered in water. Like wide expanses of water. With no way to escape. We need these #thirdspaces

these are still the most hilarious

Official ominous signs

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

iron lung directors commentary where markplier is in the top left corner narrating like he's controlling himself in a video game when