WelcomeToNerdVale

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

Some of my fav Giles moments are the ones where the people around him start to realize he’s not a nice man, he’s a dangerous man who chooses to be kind

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[ID: Two screenshots from Naruto. In the first one, Jiraiya says, "The three temptations are booze, women and money..." In the second, Naruto replies, "Oh, then this doesn't really apply to me all that much!" End ID.]

Hey what's your passive perception? . . . Uh-huh. Alright, what's your AC? . . . Uh-huh. Yeah, sorry, bro. The Dick Hitter runs out of the woods and hits you in the dick real hard. You take 2d100 bludgeoning damage.

im a protected species you fucking asshole

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.