Emunah

Alien: 𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 "Human!!! I am DYING."

Human: "What? Hubert, is this you being dramatic again?"

Alien: "No! I- I ate some of your yellow squares out of the fridge-"

Human: "You ate my food??"

Alien: "- and- and it was really good in the moment, but, I can- I can FEEL IT."

Human: ".... I mean, I brought pineapple, but I don't see how that would-"

Human: "Wait. Ohhhhhh."

Alien: "What? Am I dying? I told you I was dying."

Human: "No, no, you'll be fine in like, ten minutes. Pineapple just does that.

Human: "See, it kind of eats you from the inside out. That's why your tongue gets all... ouchies. I guess you can feel it traveling through your digestive track?"

Alien: 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

Human: "But don't worry, you'll be fine. It can't eat you all the way."

// "Now, this house is 100% vampire proof!" Exclaimed Avid, to a thunderous applause and squeaks that very suspiciously sounded like a swarm of bats. //

I've watched the house judging contest in session 2 from 14 different POVs and it's never not funny how absolutely nobody clocked Scott, in a skull, turning into bats and back again amidst the crowd. Peak chaotic cinema

Well I don’t deal in souls so not sure who you sold that soul to, but uh- here you go anyway!

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)