I don't even know.

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

“i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

You’re still naturally pretty when you have pimples and scars