「SPIRAL」

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the real shit

reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

the real horseshoe theory is that either end of the political spectrum thinks redditors are on the other end because no one wants to be associated with them

mutual pining IS the best trope. no they’re not trying to move on, no they’re not brave enough to risk it, no they’re not trying to date other people, they don’t know they can have it but it’s okay if they can’t (but they CAN)

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

It’s only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year

We would like to live in Less Interesting Times please