xoxo

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

since we're all gonna die, there's something i have to tell you... i prefer coywill over popiso

Lime making a crucifix and holy water implies the existence of Among Us Jesus on the cross

Bunch of friends season 2 finale will be them asking the CEO of youtube to marry one of them -> they realise he can only marry one of them -> they compete/fight over it -> they realise that marrying the CEO of youtube means the channel has to end per 'the channel ends if one of us gets married' video -> they decide that friendship is magic or whatever and reject the CEO of youtube. B-plot is Will's freaky therapist cult.

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

Hi gois does naypne know how to watch the rest of tge among us series i dont ha r paramount+

why was I dissecting and theorizing more about the among us show than almost any piece of media I've consumed in the last year. I didn't have high hopes for the show but jesus christ (in a good way) (I loved it)

Sometimes you can tell when a fandom has been starved for new input for too long because you can make an objectively mid text post like “hey guys, I like a scene in this show” and it gets 600 notes.

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.