Cake or Death?

A bow is just an acoustic gun

*me leaning into a mic* redistribute the monarchies wealth and give it to the hungry children of the uk you cowards

I need to let you all know that I’ve changed my Privacy Policy. I will no longer keep any of my thoughts private. I will now yell every single thought I have out loud at the top of my lungs. There is no way to decline my terms and conditions. I am going to be yelling at the top of my lungs. There is nothing you can do to stop me.

Straight people invented the myth that denim on denim is a bad look because they hate lesbians

Nah sis that was perpetrated by the gays trying to save the lesbians from their self destructive fashion choices

If you don’t support lesbians wearing the most outrageously ugly fashion imaginable then you don’t support lesbians

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses