Funsize

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

in 2026 i will evolve into a more advanced kind of pervert. this i promise

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

PLEASE talk about Congo, Haiti, and Sudan, with the same fervor you give Palestine. PLEASE care about black struggle and suffering.

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

Oh my god the power when you just do not care anymore

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

Lmaooo

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

wish I was getting pounded into the mattress face down rn but whatever I guess

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