I Keep Your Bitch Wet Like My Cellphone

wow you're so good at conversation king 😍😍 say haha again

imagine if animals could just breed freely with other species and we were seeing new insane fucked up animals like every week

why are you all so scared?

insects are just people but small and way different. different priorities in life. different perspective

i heard u dont like into the spiderverse fuck u i fucking hate u

you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander

Maybe if you were a little nicer to that horse girl in middle school this return @ your hometown’s tjmaxx would be going a lot smoother rn

Why is this so funny

i broke my fucking thumb trying to crack that one fucking knuckle that just wouldn’t fucking crack what a wonderful way to end 2015

why do bad things happen to good people

Same

I support them

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

Normally horrifying images