Emo Ketchup Packet Thief

Like father like son

The baby was an animal whisperer and talked to all the animals that we came across, her name is Lucky

and then for some reason at the end of the dream I was singing church music with my entire soul in the school cafeteria, like I had backup singers and everything, and everyone clapped.

And J (one of my best friends) zshowed up at this time and lead everyone through the hall of people clapping and cheering then she just randomly disappeared

Then pf (pimple face AKA my ex boyfriend from the previous post) showed up with a different haircut and washed hair and everyone was like "ewww, at least he has a haircut and washed his hair, but ewwwww"

Then when getting on the buses I had to find the baby and everyone got on the bus and the dream shifted to the beginning where everything went wrong.

So we were back at the home building which had a lot of stained glass of Ravens and crows, which then everything turned red and this tall old guy (the count Olaf of the dream I think) showed up and commanded all the birds to attack and bust up all the windows.

And if he does, well fuck him he can go fucking die in a hole. Just keep him away from dogs and children especially since he wants to joke sexually about them.

Okay so this mother fucker has been going around starting so much fucking drama with everyone like he literally messaged someone's mom outing them as trans and putting them in a potentially more dangerous fucking situation.

Also I dated the bastard for 2 months and in that 2 months I found out that he was into animals and children and he was really into my ass and he wanted me to peg him when I was talking about my grandma.

Like DID MY FUCKING GRANDMA turn him on like what the fuck.

the fucking ugly ass pimplely little rat bastard who looks like a man who looks like a woman who looks like a man and I do not mean that in a transgender way because every transgender woman and man are unbelievably gorgeous.

Also he has two fathers however his bio father is probably a pedophile seeing as his current husband was 10 when his son was born.

Also you don't fucking go out and make false rape allegations against someone you say you considered to be your sister and laugh about it behind their back while actively trying to provide them comfort and understanding while they're literally upset and crying because of your dumbass.

Oh and not to mention the fact that he was emotionally abusive towards me and my friends and was threatening to hurt them and kill my friends.

Like the mother fucker had ordered a fucking crossbow and said that he was going to kill one of my friends with it.

Like who the fuck fucking does that

Who the fuck joke make sex jokes about children?!

And animals like you don't fucking message me saying that you're going to go fuck a bear. That's fucking disgusting.

Nor do you fucking message me fucking telling me that you're going to shove three raccoons up someone's ass.

nor do you fucking threaten to fucking make out with my fucking asshole

Nor do you threaten to fucking message my mom to snitch on my sisters because you're pissed off and you have beef with a fucking 10-year-old

Nor do you fucking try to call me all the fucking time because you think you're so fucking cool and whatnot because you want to game all the fucking time and you don't even want to make a fucking conversation because you don't know how to fucking talk and you get all pissed off and what not because I won't fucking message you back immediately

Like bitch, I have a fucking life outside of your stupid greasy ass with that poor fucking dental hygiene.

Like bitch your plaque has plaque, brush your fucking teeth.

Keep your fucking weird ass dad away from me, I really don't give a fuck if you're a $70,000 investment cuz that's $70k that was wasted on you and your abusive ass.

You pretend that you're fucking woke and all that shit but here you are all MAGA and all that. Oh and you like to say that you make fun of short people because you're so fucking tall. And yet you're calling the most gorgeous woman I have ever fucking laid eyes on ugly, like bitch have you taken to look in the mirror lately? You're ugly as hell.

You only hang around girls because you got fucking mommy issues and you can't stand the fact that you can't really hang around guys because if you hang around guys they're going to get all weirded out by your fucking ass and girls are a lot more fucking forgiving to you're pathetic excuse for a human being.

I know I don't want to fucking call, I hate calling I hate FaceTiming because you don't do anything but fucking damn and stare at me and then pretend to fucking jack off while making direct eye contact with me through the screen.

Also he was fucking racist as hell and he sent me a full list of fucking racist slurs including the N-word hard R and also another time where he sent me a screenshot of him messaging his step-father the N-word hard R because he thought it was fucking funny. I will not be showing that particular screenshot because I don't want to have slurs on my posts even if I'm calling out someone who used them

Just because I'm a goth/emo bitch does not mean that you get to fucking sexualize me and treat me like fucking shit. So fuck you. I would tell you to go suck my 26-in talk but I know you would since you're so interested in my make-believe cock so I'm going to go tell you to go suck Bill Clinton's since that's what all pedophiles be doin lately.

Oh not to fucking mention that you fucking decided that you were going to give me fucking driveway rocks for my birthday and also for Christmas because you think my only interest is literally fucking rocks and Gravity Falls, like I love Gravity Falls and I love rocks but they ain't my only interests.

Like fuck you Johnathan, I hope you and your fucking pedophilic ass fucking stripper drag queen Navy SEAL 18-wheeler driver father go die in a fucking hole somewhere and you're not allowed in any of these fucking afterlives and your reincarnated as your mother's child again and you have to go through all that trauma again but you don't get saved from it this time. Your nose looks fucking funny as hell and you should go bald and you're ugly as hell.

But I guess that's in the past now, even though I broke up with him literally this February over text because I wouldn't have been able to do it in person mainly because I was kind of scared to do so in person because he has actively expressed a desire to cause harm to my friends and everything and I didn't want him to cause harm to me.

Like I remember constantly touching and rubbing the back of my head when it first was shaved because it was new and something that I've never experienced before, and now whenever I rub the back of my head it's a regular feeling and whenever I do shave the back of my hair I try to recreate that feeling and it never happens because I've just simply gotten used to the feeling.

Like I don't know how to explain it but it's kinda like an addiction, you want to recreate that first time feeling but you can't and you just keep trying even though you know that you'll never be able to recreate that feeling.

I mean half of my head is shaved and it's supposed to be an undershave, like it used to be at most four fingers closed together and now it's a full hand with the fingers spread out, I keep on trying to recreate that feeling and yet I can't.

And I do know there was the war for John I think.

I bring this up because I want to start a lily war.

I know way too many Lilies

I also saw a fight break out because some dude called this other dudes mom gay. And this one girl try to put me into a mental facility.

Middle School was wild thb, and the teachers didn't give a crap.

Like i should have been suspended for a couple of weeks or put into like some type of alternative school because I did throw a Chromebook at this guy twice in front of a teacher.

The teacher proceeded to say that I was his spirit animal. And he only written up this one dude for farting on him. And I was constantly getting into almost fights with guys, I'm a female btw, guys just didn't like me, and then I got a boyfriend and he turned out to be a furry who licked belly buttons... I found that out in high school... I have nothing against furries, it's just don't be weird about it and he was weird about it.

But fights we're constantly breaking out I think there was like seven in one day this one time.

But then there's high School where there was this girl who got into a fight with another girl and her weave got snatched. Like I remember walking by where they had fought and I saw a clump of hair on the floor.

Oh and then there was this gay guy who told this girl that he was bi he was not bi he was gay and he stole her first kiss. This was 8th grade.

There was also this girl who pretended to be pregnant with this dude's child. This was 8th grade.

Then there was this girl who was dating the dude who would screech like a pterodactyl and that was a really toxic relationship.

Gtgrff

Which stands for "got to go read fanfiction"

I created that because I didn't want constantly typed that to my friend, who was very concerned I think

Also when I would read fanfiction I wouldn't look at the tags if the title seemed interesting I was clicking on it especially if the summary looked good, the angsty shit I loved it. Anything that put anyone through torture I loved it I constantly read traumatic fanfiction just for fun.

There is one called Percy Jackson and the kraken. That was the first time I couldn't complete a oneshot fanfiction in one sitting. And I read it again and I found more details that I accidentally looked over that caused me to have to take a break.

It's currently downloaded onto my phone.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32852383

(Percy Jackson in the kraken written by sinner_999)

That is the link to it.

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Okay, so you woke up in a different world. You got daddy issues and your mom hates you and wants to sell you and you possibly have connections to the Mafia.

Here is how you can survive this traumatic experience:

Do not read at a concert.

Do not put hair up into a messy bun.

Don't say you have blue orbs, call them eyes.

If your mom tries to sell you, just say no and use an uno-reverse card or call the police.

Be like the other girls.

Don't tell people you are overpowered (you aren't, you just wanna be)

Call CPS if your mom starts showing signs of selling you (human trafficking is not sexy)

Do not read.

Say no.

USE COMMON SENSE!

Stay away from Harry Styles.

One direction is not your friend.

Stay away from anyone you deem dominant. (You don't need to be dominated)

Do not be quirky.

Be smart to the point of where your mom can't sell you.

BTS is BS, don't go near them.

If your mom is still trying to sell you, sell her instead.

If they like them young, then they probably need to go on the registry, stay back and make yourself appear way way way older than you actually are.

If any sexually frustrated celebrities go to your school, stay home and don't go to a library or a caffé.

Be safe, not horny.

Make yourself as average as average can possibly average.

Or out creep the creep.

If your school has a competition that has the prize of meeting a celebrity(s), under no circumstances do you sign up.

Actually just stay away from your mom, she hates you and wants to sell you.

Get a job of being a undercover spy, that way it would be illegal for anyone to know who you are while undercover.

If your bestie is making more sense than you are, listen to them, they may be trying to keep you safe from the sexually frustrated celebrities.

BE THE DOMINATE NOT THE DOMINATED

Do not join the Mafia

Do not date someone who tells you they have a secret job, they are probably part of the Mafia.

Cut all connections to the Mafia

Don't become depressed

Become the most powerful CEO ever.

Do not become any of the following jobs:

*Waitress

*Florist

*Tattoo artist

*Starbucks cashier

*Personal securitary

*Twitch streamer

*ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE MAFIA

*Figure skater

*Hockey player

*Sugar baby

*Anything were you at a power imbalance

*Teacher

*Broke college student (not really a job but you get desperate)1

Basically, don't let your mom sell you, don't read at a concert, don't do anything that can grab the attention of a sexually frustrated celebrity, don't start and end connections to the Mafia.

Use this survival guide to help you break the Y/N stereotypes and become your own self. You are not their Y/N, you are your own y/n.

She also said that the only reason why she found out that she was even pregnant was because she fell off of a four wheeler that my mom and dad were trying to go pick her up with (which that was a lie) and that she went to the hospital and it showed that she was pregnant

She also told me that the only reason why she had a boyfriend was because she had more boob than the other girl that he was interested in. She was around 12 or 10 at the time and hadn't even started puberty.

I just randomly remembered this a bit of information.

Also her little brother wanted to make a pulley system type thing out of a wisteria vine and some car holder strap thingies which we did, and he started swinging down and I was holding it and I accidentally let go of it and he fell head first into a pile of freshly laid dog poop.

I think he was nine at the time.

I'm honestly being for real right now

There are so many of them, most of them were pregnant some of them were men like two or three, and a lot of them are just women laughing while eating a salad. What is so funny about eating a salad???

I did have to reuse a lot of them because I was not about to take so many screenshots of people eating salads because it would end up looking like a fetish or some crap.