Sophie

Mutuals? Heh... no. Here, we are Clanmates. Licks your shoulder as a sign of solidarity

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

what is zohran's plan for sunning rocks

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me