Sophie

what is zohran's plan for sunning rocks

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

All I'm saying is a typical oafish 1930s gangster as portrayed in MGM's B movies would've been deeply affected by Warrior Cats because of its constant restructuring of internal hierarchy. Can see him now. Taking his hat off and shaking his head on a bench somewhere like "They knocked off Bluestar. Those dirty no-good rats. They killed the boss of Thunderclan." While his buddy attempts to console him like "It ain't the end of the world pal, they'll send the old broad to Starclan, trust me, she'll make out A-okay there- it'll all be jake!" but the other guy's just really fucked up about it for the rest of the day. Making the collections half-heartedly. Threatening to send people home to their muddahs in pieces but he's muttering a lot of the time and looking at the floor, his eyes a bit wet