CANARY CRY

*blows kisses at wifi router*

the character assassination of emma frost continues

death of x, the four issue miniseries showing why everyone hates cyclops, actually about how scott summers did nothing wrong

if new 52 superman is dead and pre-flashpoint superman is the new superman and lex luthor claims to be superman’s successor and clark kent is alive but superman isn’t and there’s another superman in the east, who’s driving the car

LMAO comics work that way. there isn’t just one universe and storylines. so it makes sense there could be so many supermen. don’t confuse people lol

it all happened under one title, in less than a month

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”