Okay okay watched allllll the Twilight films and other than the religious overtones they were highkey entertaining (Charlie made them tenfold better though)
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Okay okay watched allllll the Twilight films and other than the religious overtones they were highkey entertaining (Charlie made them tenfold better though)

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someday… on this page next to the complete stranger things rewrite/at least 3 thesis essays on ML/ everywhere yellowjackets went wrong in s3, there will be a thesis essay on twilight… and whatever mental illness this series gave all those poor millennial women… finished eclipse im so FUCKINGG TIREDDDD LIKE WHAT WAS THAAAAAAT
basically scream typed at least two pages of that essay to a friend about exactly how HORRIBLE the final corner of that love triangle’s kiss was like. THIS IS WHY I BOTHERED READING. i wanted to know FOR ME that bella NEVER LOVED that whiny bitchass FREAKASS MANIPULATOR WOLF BOY and the entirety of eclipse was literally just him GUILTTRIPPING HER!! and i was FUCKING RIGHT!!!! not even like??? narrative decisions to obscure how much she actually cared: SHE ONLY WANTED HIM TO BE HER FRIEND!!! the ONLY real ass friend she’s made in this town (bc, after new moon, ofc nobody’s gonna fw this chick she’s off the rails let her be) and all he wanted past his transformation was HER ASSSSSS. like i get the mormon underscore of like, he isn’t actually being sexually pushy. but HE HAS HIS HANDS ON HER. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. i mean basically everyone does but HES THE WORST. and even past the point of accepting he wont steal her heart, he goes onto to guilt and pull her towards him out of HISSSSSS SELFISHNESSSSS. i don’t CAREEEE IF ONE PERSON CAN LOVE TWO PEOPLE!!!! THAT MALE POSSESSIVENESS!!!!!
okay i get it. it’s just authors wet dream bro. it’s not that big a deal. EXCEPT THAT KISS!!!!! can ONLYYYYY READ AS ASSAULT. i will rest my case here while i slap up a border for this screamy ass post. this lit a fire under my ass dude like what an insane fucking final 100 pages. unFATHOMABLE. i can’t keep going im gonna leave this for the essay
about three things i was absolutely positive
first, edward was a vampire
second, there was a part of him that thirsted for my blood
and third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
“you attract what you fear”
aaa vampire bella swan i’m so scaredddd 😬
I'm watching twilight right now
It feels so awkward..🥲

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Emmett has to be like an insane romantic, I don't care what Bella's POV says about him. He wakes up as a vampire with an angel of a woman staring at him and he realizes somehow she likes him? That man is going to do everything in his power to make sure she never second guesses that decision.
And there are no limits to what he can give her, to where he can take her or what kind of good time he can show her. He could bring her to the top of Mount Everest and read her love poems or carve a picture of her face into the side of a tree with his bare hands.
And his vampire mind is far more expansive than the feeble human one. Anything she ever mentions liking, he can remember. She once made a positive comment about a type of fabric? Boom! A commissioned dress made by her favourite designer in that fabric, because conveniently money is no obstacle. His dad (and technically her dad but don't get into that now) is like the third richest man in all of fiction. Did she nod approvingly at a statue in a museum (perhaps on a separate date)? Emmett has the capability to learn how to sculpt Rosalie in the same media. Art takes a long time to practice, so thank god Emmett has a long time to get it right.
This is such an important part about who Rosalie and Emmett are as a couple, because from the books it is clear that Rosalie is this refined, elegant, sometimes vicious but always classy woman, and Emmett is this fun-loving, joking goofball, and it's clear that they are so in love with each other. Their dynamic is that each gets to be themselves when they're with each other, and at the same time be what the other needs. I think that when Bella The Intruder and Edward The Bastard With A Stick Up His Ass aren't around, Rose probably gets a little silly. Maybe Emmett gets a little serious. I know from Breaking Dawn that they clearly both get romantic.
Big joke about how Twilight is the story of the two most boring characters in The Most Interesting Universe Ever, but the singular dynamics between Rose and Emmett is so fascinating to me because I feel like they are the least explored among the Cullens.
do u know whats quite adorable is that Edward is all fussy about his soul or lack thereof being damned and Bella telling him "Your soul is far, far too important to me to take chances with" (p. 620)
Seth you fucking sweetheart