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August Alsina can violently massacre my ass.

#angogstarter #same #but replace ass with vagina

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jfcits-alec

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

jfcits-alec

Can’t. As much as I’d like to,I work everyday but the weekend. Yeah? That’d be legit!

emmett--puckerman

Go Saturday and Sunday.

#whoops sorry

jfcits-alec

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

jfcits-alec

Every week though! My son gets baptized next week at that :D.

emmett--puckerman

Go twice a week. Oh really? I'll come.

#no im saving myself for the bae

jfcits-alec

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

jfcits-alec

I do. Sigh.

emmett--puckerman

Go more often, you heathen.

#im a good girl no

jfcits-alec

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

jfcits-alec

And we cannnntttttt stahhhhp.

emmett--puckerman

Go to church.

#no

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jfcits-alec

Casually singing perverted songs in my head as I dance by myself in the living room.

Ya’ll ain’t got nothing on me.

emmett--puckerman

Nasteh.

#no

huddox

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

huddox

They’re adorable. I’d get drunk with a sun bear. It looks like it could have a good time. I bet a sun bear would try and cop a feel. But it’d at least be cute about it. I bet they’re nice to cuddle. And they don’t throw shit like monkeys.

emmett--puckerman

They probably bite.

#wtf is that?

huddox

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

huddox

It’s like someone tried to draw a bear

and failed

and brought it to life

it’s beautiful.

emmett--puckerman

Ew.

#no

huddox

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

huddox

I was being sarcastic. Monkeys are adorable though. But Sun Bears are the cutest.

emmett--puckerman

I have no idea what a Sun Bear is.

#I will cut ur face off and wear it as a mask

emmett--puckerman

I really need to shave but,

ezraweston-deactivated20140503

You are.

emmett--puckerman

Stooop.

#hullo

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huddox

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

huddox

That’s adorable.

emmett--puckerman

A monkey throwing its shit around is adorable?

#long hurr dun curr

huddox

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

huddox

That’d just be chaos. What would a monkey even do at a theme park?

emmett--puckerman

Throw feces at everything.

#build a bridge and get over it

emmett--puckerman

I really need to shave but,

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But also my soft little kitten that I love dearly.

emmett--puckerman

Hmph, I'm not little.

#u

huddox

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

huddox

Boring.

emmett--puckerman

Give a monkey keys to a theme park.

#o rly

emmett--puckerman

I really need to shave but,

ezraweston-deactivated20140503

Cute is for kittens,too.

emmett--puckerman

I'm a man. I'm rugged and handsome.

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huddox

Do you ever just get overcome with a random good mood and wow shit you can conquer the world?

huddox

Yes.