i blame myself

She’s got strong feet. ): I’ve had a massive headache since this morning and I couldn’t be bothered to leave my bed so early, so I just went back to sleep until Elsa woke me up. What’d you get up to today?

Whiner. Wait till your kid starts running and rams into your balls. That’s enjoyable. I worked mostly. Had a English test. Now I’m laying down with my boys watching Space Jam while Payton sleeps.

You knew what you were signing up for, friend. Ouch. No. Space Jam is life.

I'm honored to be in the same category.

Me? A dick? Never. It’s just baby feet, crybaby. They can’t hurt you. And no she doesn’t. Why’d you stay home?

She's got strong feet. ): I've had a massive headache since this morning and I couldn't be bothered to leave my bed so early, so I just went back to sleep until Elsa woke me up. What'd you get up to today?