Emmerica

last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

*fumbling with the buttons of my tape recorder in trembling hands* If party rock is in the house tonight, give me a sign...

Ouija board rapidly spells out "S-O-R-R-Y"

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation

i do not believe in labubus or their cause

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.