Mikä vitun pehmee bee?

Sinä: *menet leikkauttamaan hiuksesi asiantuntevalla kampaajalla*

I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.

let me be perfectly clear

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

If I may add:

@god-sent-gender-bent

päivän hyvän hetken aikaansai yllättäen jonkun kämäsen facebookin meemisivun "tägää puolisosi tähän niin hän on sinulle velkaa aamupalan sänkyyn"-kuvan kommenttiosio

Tänään osoittakaamme kiitosta suurelle ja mahtavalle Kelalle, joka on meille tänä päivänä lahjoittanut varallisuutta ja vaurautta. Käyttäkäämme sen hyvin ja viisaasti opintojemme tukemiseen; ostakaamme koulukirjoja, ruokaa ja viinaa. Rukoilkaamme, että Kela ei kuse jotain ja kaikki seuraavatkin opintotuet tulevat ajallaan ja mutkitta.

if(goingToHitStuff) {

Because you have to:

So, if a leaf blows past the forward camera on a high-speed motorway, a car traveling in excess of eighty Kmph will brake?

Honestly, often you start coding with a certain goal in mind and usually you’ll know some of the obstacles in attaining that goal. And then you’ll test it. You’ll run literally a million different scenarios. Then comes all the errors. You probably completely forgot to account for something or maybe there was an unexpected response to one the scenarios because you didn’t code it for that specific scenario.

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”